What the evil "sport" of bowling does to people.
You know that brand of adverts on Tv, the one that tries to tell all the brain-dead idiots that they are special and they deserve money for just about anything.
Well I am pretty sure that I just heard an advert say:
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LOL!
I'm a corpse. Lol
But...but.. corpses have feelings too!! They just don't count. lol
Don't think they vote either- unlike the nipples, who can do anything they want if they go to war...lol
I am so sick of idiots using this free speech line as a defence. I don't have to follow the rules because it is free speech. wah wah wah.
This is a prime example:
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ROFL! Yeah didn't ya know love? There's a very, very, tiny disclaimer in their contracts that says if they goto war, then they can show nipples on VR.
I thought everyone knew that... O.o LOL
Leave it to the Irish to opress the Rave.
Go Team! :P
Wait...wait, wait...when did nipples start talking? Can they vote now???
LMAO
I heard about this one. He/she fought for the freedom to put nipples on their profile if they wanted to.
And again I say...
Oh for fucks SAKE, people...
Nipples can vote?
*Sigh* Well I see it leaves me no choice but to add some good natured nipples to my profile for you all..... But then, just see if you can spot them... and if they are objectionable. lmao
If nipples can vote, then do we get 2 votes?
*snort* Why do people insist upon believing they are playing on a democracy?
Well. Or even really living in one? That's another rant, though.
nipple nipple nipple
and here I thought the soldiers were fighting to try and halt the spread of terrorism, I've never heard the part about freedom of nipple expression, I wonder if the 4th admenment covers it?
Just like the man to keep the nipple down!
What if we blew the picture up so big it was unrecognizable? ;) Is it still a nipple if it's not the whole thing? Hmm....But then, that is a Jamie thing. Sounds like a photoshop project. hahaha......
No, we wouldn't get two votes, we'd get three...or four for some freaks.
Nipple "Voting" eh?? But nipples aren't that smart!!
I guess that would explain some of the boobs that are elected these days!! lol
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Well thank god it worked...
That must have been interesting. You did get that on video, right?
That must have been a sight! Did you give mouth-to-mouth to? *grins* ;)
Awww...
Egads! I have never seen it done on a dog! I saved my niece's life once with the Heimlich and my daughter, with a mixture of that shit. ;)
And I have to say my journal used to be much more interesting and well written then it has been of late. I don't really know why that is, I have a theory but at this stage it is nothing but that.
However I did find something back from 05 that made me chuckle. (chuck-le)
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You are like, soooo boring!
ROFL.
i miss the guyliner and guyfishnet.
^^
AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
CANCER-CAM!!!
I MISS THAT!!!
Me too. I was here for awhile under a different name when you had Cancer Cam!!! Should bring it back!
When HE had it ... not you. Sorry.
There's Chuckle's reading your journal entry.
Here he is thinking evil banjo tunes up to taunt you with.
AHAHAHA I missed cancer cam :'( He is so sexy :)
I had forgot about Cancer cam.
lol wow i remember cancer cam
takes me back to the cow-tippin' days of my youth.
yeehaw.
CANCER CAM!!!!! LOL Awwww. I miss those VR days....seriously...things were good back then.
Anyone remember the mIRC chat?! LOL fun times.
Andrew dice clay.
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I definitely agree with you on that one.
He does suck pretty bad. I shudder to think that there is a demographic that once made him semi-famous.
Couldn't have said it better myself.
you're not wrong
I find it in really bad taste when people who are opposed to Obama called him "Barack Hussein Obama ". It is so childish. It is his name, he didn't choose it.
And what does it matter what the fuck his name is it is actions that count. Look at bush. Good ol boy, great name, total douche dumb fuck that has screwed the pooch on every occasion he has been presented with.
Petty petty petty
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My feelings exactly. Saying things like that makes your argument against the man look childish and unintelligent. Why else would you stoop to simple name calling?
Some people have no pride or shame.
I find nothing wrong with Obama. What I find wrong is these people that claim he wasn't even born in this country. I don't know the facts behind his birthplace and such but last time I took a history class, you had to be 35+ and born IN America to be president.
He was born in Hawaii NB
Then remind me when Hawaii dropped off the face of US maps?
Yesterday flannery got her Tattoo finished and to celebrate that we went to our Japanese restaurant.
We were cutting it close as we arrived at about 21:25 and they close at 22:00. However the second we walked in the door we were greeted with smiles and shouts from the head chef and main waitress woman. Then the chef asked flannery if she had gotten her tattoo finished and she told him that she has just got it finished that day and he practically ran around from behind the sushi bar to see her finished tattoo.
Then while we were eating he came over to us and explained that he had included an extra piece of sashimi for flannery as a thank you for showing him her tattoo. And then he informed me that the dish I ordered was his favourite and then he told me to eat my skin as it was the best part.
Because we had arrived close to closing time we were not finished our food by closing time but we were not asked to leave. In fact while we were still eating the cooking staff sat down and ate their own dinner and watched Japanese version of American idol.
We left with waves and smiles and see you soons’ etc….
Some people are just so thick. It is an easy concept to grasp.
I do not have an issue with what you rate me, I do not have an issue with what you rate anyone. What I have issue with is the act of only rating people what they rate you.
It is a simple concept and yet some people just can not wrap their teeny tiny little brains around it. With this mentality perpetuating the system of revenge ratings the rating mechanism is never going to work properly.
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I replied to that one before getting rid of it:
"There are many different ideas of what Vampires are. The database simply gathers all those ideas and styles. Please use the suggestion box only if you know of an item, book, or article online that we may enter into the Database. "
Friggin' egotistical psychopaths...
And these are our future sires of Vampire Rave? Tsk, tsk.
There is a certain member on this site that uses the word AIM instead of I'm.
How do you get it so wrong?
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It sounds like an upper crust English accent lol.. a bit like the finger sticking out whilst you hold the china tea cup *wiggles* heh
Because too many people have their heads so far up their asses that they can't see the keyboard in the first place. SPELL FUCKING CHECK!
Slavation, AIM, retards *grumbles*
Sometimes I am amazed at the level of bitchyness and general cuntary that women are capable of.
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O//o Omg.....
Guys fight to resolve their problems. Piss some guy in the bar off, duke it out, over and done and you're buying each other beers by the end of the night.
Women...oh no. It's improper for us to fight. Not to mention we usually put people in the hospital when we do. So we hold grudges for all of eternity to make up for it :D
I'm not! :P
We can always outcunt you men. Keep that in mind. haha....
Now you know why we travel in packs it to fine hone those skills.
haha. for real.
Really, and I suppose you think we love the nose up anus rough and tough basking in the intelligence that you don't have - routine from you guys?
ROFL..I agree with NightBlossom and Jamie. They said it all. Plus we either bitch or blow up since we aren't supposed to fart, scratch, belch, etc....
Actually we are just as bad as the men, we're just supposed to be QUIETER about it....
*snark*
interesting well there are some women that are really bad i just look at them like WTF
Bitchiness and cuntary are amazingly fun talents to cultivate.
Some, like in trick skiing, are simply more proficient from birth. An inborn skill, if you will.
i've seen both sides.
done it myself and been the victim here.
i guess that's just how us women act "tough".
Any woman that claims to not act like either of those things is full of shite and should be hung upside down from a tree and beaten with a fish.
*raises hand*
I belch and fart.
Oh, and I also am not a catty bitch or a cunt. Sorry Nightblossom.
Maybe how much you do one is inversely proportionate to how much you do the other?
I do have to say that I do not go around being a cunt or seek to hurt others or start drama. If I am cornered though, then a woman must do what a woman must do. Some women just really dig being a bitch. I try to stay away from those people, including men that are that way. That's why we don't hang out with anyone anymore here. That and they are all bar freaks.
You know though, that men can be vicious and cold as well.
The be called, " Cunters" Jamie...
We work hard to amaze you :P
Flan, I'm not claiming that everyone is a cunt or bitch. But all of us, men included, have the absolute capacity to do so. Claiming that you aren't one or can't become one is insanity at it's best. Hence the fish beating.
And no, I've known "women" that belch and fart then scream at you through rotted teeth.
I think 'bitchyness and cuntary' sounds sort of like a folk-rock duo.
Sick.
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Hope you feel better soon.
ewwww. Infected!
OMG I just saw that, I love it!
ROFL
OMG ROFL!!
wow that is funny LOL
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Morrigon
05:43 Apr 29 2008
Turns you into the lunch lady?
Kontradiction
06:14 Apr 29 2008
lol.
NocturnalGoddess
13:07 Apr 29 2008
Oh my! That's actually quite frightening!
*makes mental note to NOT take up bowling* lol