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Well, that's the LAST time I let anyone on here see a pic of me. I thought I had someone fairly decent, who really didn't care what the person looked like that they were chatting with. So I let this person see a pic.

They couldn't get away fast enough. And now won't even return my messages.

I should have stuck with my first instinct, and kept my horrid troll visage to myself.

Never, EVER again.

Promise.

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Babaganoosh
02:01 Sep 30 2008

Fuck 'em! Seriously.

If they're that shallow, it's a real bummer for them. They're the one missing out.

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queenmorbid
02:21 Sep 30 2008

Well, if they did run because of the way you looked, then they are dumber than a box of shit. It shouldn't matter what you look like, and if they are that shallow, then you are better of without their sorry ass. You are a wonderful person and if they can't see what a treasure you are then its their loss. They are LOSERS.

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Sinora
10:43 Sep 30 2008

Meh > If I knew how to post a pic of myself and did so....the site would close lmao...best you know just how shallow your friend is sooner rather than later.

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Cunt punting. wonders what I missed there? lol sounds like something right up my street. Wonders how to apply to get in on this? Message the Rev. Mr Stikki Himself?

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Morrigon
18:07 Sep 28 2008

It's easier to be less attention seeking and just giggle at idiots as they go past.

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KamarillaKaine
07:06 Sep 29 2008

*giggles*

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misterstikki
02:07 Sep 30 2008

My dear dear Morrigon...it isn't about attention seeking as it is about associating with other people who like the idea of kicking someone square in the junk. Smile and be happy :)

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Morrigon
01:59 Oct 01 2008

Cunt punters who usually act like cunts themselves.



Ohhh the irony.

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Blackholesun
11:33 Nov 30 2008

:)

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I see the wierdest stuff during my normal day. Today I was driving home from getting groceries and the light turned red so I stopped (I find that's generally a good thing to do.)



Standing on the corner were two girls and a guy, obviously students at our college. I guessed this as they seem to roam in packs of 3, two girls to a guy (you NEVER see 2 guys and a girl, ever) and they were dressed in a strange combination of thrift shop/ripped stuff/emo wear/combat apparel. And their hair was purple.



Anyway, my light turned green so I prepared to tap the gas pedal and get the hell going. These 3 chose that moment to cross the road..AGAINST THE LIGHT....traffic was rolling and they strolled casually out into the street having an animated conversation and totally ignoring the cars screeching to a halt inches from their thighs.



The driver of the car two cars ahead of me gestured out the window and must have said something that the trio did not appreciate, because one of the girls ran over to the stopped car, banged on the hood, and screamed "WE ARE CROSSING THE GODDAM STTREET!"



I rolled my window down so I could hear better. The driver shouted back at them "We have the green light! Yours is red! That means GET YOUR ASS BACK ON THE CORNER!"



Those of us in the immediate vicinity applauded. The 3 students looked completely unfazed. I noticed the person in the car behind me whipping out a cell phone and making a call, ostensibly to the police who must have been parked around the corner as they were there in a flash. Meanwhile, four lanes of traffic were at a complete standstill as these 3 fucktards stood in the middle of a main intersection and shouted that they were trying to cross the street.



The police officer looked at the 3 and said "what are you doing?"

"Trying to cross the street", one of the girls said.

"Then you get back on the corner and cross when the signal says WALK, not when the traffic is coming from both ways." And he herded them back to the corner, amidst much applause and catcalls from the various car-people. I distinctly heard one guy shout out "My tax dollars support your asses! Get them back on the corner!"



Honestly. You'd think if people are able to attend one of the best liberal arts colleges in the midwest, they could figure out how to cross a street, wouldn't you?

Here's me leaving work: "I got my purse, good night all, see you tomorrow."

Here's my boss (male) leaving work: "Where's my keys? where's the key to the van? where's the store key? where's my wallet? where's my notebook? is the door locked? are the windows shut? WHERE IS MY CELL PHONE???"





sheesh.

This month's REVOLVER cover story is an oral history of Slipknot, one of my all time favorite bands. Here is a sample of some of the outrageous stuff contained in that article..my favorite quote;

PAUL GRAY (bass): One night we were in Cincinnati and Chris, who's not a big drinker, had been drinking all night and he's wasted. So in the middle of the night he gets out of his bunk (on the tour bus) to take a piss and he thinks his bunk is the bathroom. He whips out his dick, lifts the mattress like it was the toilet seat, and just starts pissing, and it all startsd dripping down on Sid, who's below him. So Sid starts screaming. He smelled it and tasted it, and he's like "It's fuckin' PISS!"



Haven't we all done that once in awhile..LMFAO!

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Blackholesun
11:39 Nov 30 2008

:) you have NO idea i saw a shipmate piss straight on a bunkmate who slept on bottom rack, started on his face and continued while he was screaming! then the drunk climbed back into bed and passed out

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This is basically for the ladies, but the cross-dressers may benefit from it also,lol. At my business we are seeing more and more dresses, the fancy ones with a lot of beading, crystals, fancy trim etc. bearing a label which reads:

DO NOT DRY CLEAN, DO NOT MACHINE WASH. SPOT CLEAN ONLY.

Okay.

First of all, this is not a particularly valid care label. The manufacturer of these fancy dresses, which is usually a foreign country like China or Korea, is basically saying this dress cannot be cleaned. If you can't wash it, or let the dry cleaner clean it, what's left?

Spot cleaning. Yeah, that's a good one. Most of the dresses we get, fancy ones that people wear to proms, formal occasions, weddings etc, come back with at least one spill on them, usually an alchoholic beverage and some cake, heh heh. And some sticky stuff that we try not to discuss.

Spot cleaning, is taking a cleaning fluid, putting it on the spot, working it in and then TRYING to flush it out. But here's the thing. Since you can't wash it or dry clean it, the spot AND the cleaning fluid will still remain in the garment since it can't totally be flushed out. And no, it's not possible to just dry clean a section of a garment. It all has to go into the dry cleaning machine.

I hate to be the bearer of bad tidings for the ladies who come in with these garments. They undoubtedly spent a bundle on them, and to tell these ladies that their garment cannot be successfully cleaned is a real bad moment.



So ladies..please..if you see something labeled "spot clean only"..buy at your own risk. It's better to get a garment labeled "dry clean only" or "professional dry clean only", so you can get them cleaned and wear them again.



If anyone wants some suggestions on home stain removal, I would be more than happy to help. :)

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Morrigon
00:33 Sep 28 2008

Rum, try rubbing the spots with rum. If that doesn't work, drink it.



If people complain, have them drink it too.

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Has this ever happened to any other ladies on here? I was at the grocery store tonight getting a few odds and ends. When it came to be my turn I moved up in line and started putting the contents of my cart on the conveyor. Then the asshat behind me reaches over into my cart to "help" me and starts taking my groceries out and putting them on the conveyor!

Now I am a very healthy strong woman, I do not need some man grabbing my groceries to prove how macho he is, so I reached back and popped him one on the arm. "OFF MY STUFF!" I shouted and people three aisles away looked to see what happened.

The guy got all upset. "I was just trying to help."

I said "Then you should ASK before you start reaching into carts."

The clerk nodded, a manager type person came huffing over to see what all the commotion was about. Most excitement they'd seen since Mr Whipple squeezed the Charmin.

Don't mess with me after a 12 hour shift.

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Morrigon
01:59 Sep 25 2008

Geez. Personal space = good

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Very bizarre. I dreamt of Morrigon and Birra last night. And I don't even know them! I dreamt they came to my home and we were sitting around talking. Birra got up and he was very tall, he had to duck under the doorway to get to my kitchen. He came out with some tea things on a tray and we all had tea.

That was pretty much it..except Morrigon had on a very fetching black lace top that I admired.

What the hell?

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Morrigon
00:31 Sep 22 2008

Birra isn't incredibly tall. The perfect height in fact.



Black lace top? Hmm, your mind must be dressing me in better clothing than I actually own ^.^

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Haven't written in a bit. Our coven is going thru some changes..good ones, it seems. Some rather unplanned and upsetting things are turning out for the best and we all are becoming a tighter group for it. So that's good.

On the work front, it was horrible, but I read other people's journals and their jobs are just as bad so no use bitching about it. You have two options, right? Put up with it or leave. And sometimes you just gotta put up with it.

The question is..for how long....

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DarkAngel30
14:41 Sep 20 2008

With ppl like you hunni thats what make our home the best... I lov you all dearly :o)



And yep work will always be work but you have us all to stand beside you... and a get away from the BS at work *winks*



XOX

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Respect? Honesty? Consideration?



*cough* yeah. Right. Next!

Wow. Most people on here seem to have far more interesting lives than I do, judging from the journal entries that I've read.

I lead a pretty boring existence evidently. Just work, come home, read and relax, play on VR, and go to bed. Most of the time I'm wiped out by 9 pm, and if I'm chatting to someone I fall asleep here..zzzz.

I have a stack of DVDs to get thru and I really need a plan for this.Which one do I watch first, and why the hell do I keep getting them, when I haven't watched the ones I have yet?



Oy.

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markus666
21:57 Sep 18 2008

You are living the life that is envy by many, complete control of your life. Congratulation!!

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My boss' wife is making me crazy. She had a really great job. working for Illinois Dept. of Corrections as a jail guard. Then one day she lost her cool and tried to choke one of the female inmates. So, naturally, she got canned.

Instead of getting off her butt and going after another job, she has stayed home all depressed, doing nothing but eating and making my boss miserable by phoning dozens of times a day threatening to end it all. Besides which, the state is taking her to court and it looks like she is going to plea bargain to avoid jail time.

My boss keeps calling people, who he thinks owe him favors, to get his wife another job. Well, the first thing they ask you is "have you been terminated from a job and why?" Would YOU hire someone who lost their temper and tried to choke someone? Of course not. And so the cycle goes on.

So she sits home and does nothing. I have suggested several things to him, like updating a resume, maybe signing up for some new course at the local technical college, posting a resume online at various places (I did that a few years ago and I'm STILL getting job leads so don't tell me this doesn't work!).

She prefers to lay around, eat, and sleep. And go to the psychiatrist, who prescribes pills to help sleep and for depression.

Ye gads.

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markus666
22:00 Sep 18 2008

Her mind still on her last job, where she was in control, now, she will need top go to a job, where she will not be in control, that will make her no to get a job. Feel sorry for that poor human.

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Want a good laugh? Check out the "Chill in the Air" thread in the main forum...scroll down a bit to find dabblers post where he says " I found their ghost and even trained it for them".



To do what, serve drinks? Geezus.



I've heard a lot of stuff on here, but I've never heard anyone claim to have trained a ghost.

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LadyDarkRayne
03:19 Sep 13 2008

Yes I thought that was rather amusing I needed a good laugh today

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BLOODLIFE
17:45 Sep 13 2008

lol, good spot.

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Sinora
19:41 Sep 13 2008

I don't dare look...lol

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....don't get along well. I think I have got the basics down pretty good. I have had this PC now for almost 3 years, and the other night it decided to take a huge dump on me. Windows wouldn't even load! So, I did a system recovery and things seem to be going better. I found all my pics and stuff again, for a minute I thought they had gone, but I backed them up, phew.



Now though I am thinking of getting a laptop. To take up less room, less wires, portable, so I am going to go out and have a looky-see at what is out there. I really don't want one with too many bells and whistles, as all I really use mine for is to access my email, yahoo messenger, ebay, and of course, VR.



Kind of sad aint it? lol. If anyone reading this has a suggestion on what brand to buy I would appreciate it.

I dunno what to do about this. The other day I was perusing journals, and I came across one I hardly ever read. It belongs to someone I like a lot but am not that close to anymore. She had posted some pics of herself, kids, and boyfriend. And she listed his username here.

I about dropped my lunch. This same guy was messaging me a couple months ago saying how alone he was, how no one understands him, etc. etc. He had messaged me after rating my profile, and I answered back. He made NO mention of a girlfriend, or living with anyone.

The couple of messages we exchanged certainly weren't sexual or even overly friendly, as I had no time for whining men who complained that no one understood them and how alone they felt in the world. But to see now that he HAD someone at the time..and was living with a lady...makes me grind my teeth.



What if he's still doing that?



Should I tell his girlfriend? Or just keep quiet about the whole thing? I'm still shocked. I dunno what to do.

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Morrigon
00:39 Sep 09 2008

How strange.

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LadyKrystalynDarkstar
00:51 Sep 09 2008

I wouldn't touch that with a 29 and a half foot pole. Since you aren't talking to either of them on a personal level ... I would just leave it be. You don't owe anything to anyone.

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pandorasbx65
01:06 Sep 09 2008

Personally I would want someone to tell me if I were his g/f......but then again you will just be hit with the shit in the long run.

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BLOODLIFE
08:41 Sep 09 2008

It's the same old story...! My wife doesn't understand me .. lol

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Sinora
08:42 Sep 09 2008

Maybe a couple of months ago he was on his own ? ..if not, well that's a tough one, but if nothing happened between you I would keep quiet.

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LadyDarkRayne
01:28 Sep 13 2008

wow don't ya just hate that. I dont know if it was me I would want to know. Been there before and its not a pretty place.

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So I got the new Slipknot cd and I'm blasting it in my car. Good thing I checked the lyric sheet. This one song that I really love called "Dead Memories" has a line that goes "dead memories in my heart".

I thought they were saying 'canaries in my hole.'



Geez. I need to get my ears cleared out.

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BLOODLIFE
02:07 Sep 06 2008

LOL

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ThothLestat
02:49 Sep 06 2008

ha ha ha

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LadyKrystalynDarkstar
00:52 Sep 09 2008

Earn more sessions by sleeving.



Quote from the movie "Roxanne"

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Part of my job entails lifitng heavy orders of clothes, more or less continuously all the day. If it isn't taking the orders off the conveyor to give to the customer, it's bringing in heavy rugs and comforters and winter clothes that we are getting for cleaning.

The last few nights, I have had a hard time sleeping due to pain in my neck and shoulders. I was wondering if anyone on here suffered with this, and what they do to relieve it? Heating pad? Tylenol PM? It doesn't bother me during the day, but when I lay down it aches across my shoulders and up my neck.

Any feedback or suggestions would be welcome.

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Morrigon
23:59 Sep 04 2008

Try rum.



Cheers!

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BLOODLIFE
00:20 Sep 05 2008

You could invest in a new specially designed pillow, especially made for these sorts of problem. They are expensive but boy are they worth it.

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I saw the damndest thing at work today. Never seen anything like it and I'm still giggling. My boss was outside, checking the building cos we are getting our gas meter replaced this week. All of a sudden he shouts to me "come out here..got something for you to see."

He was pointing at the overhang that shields our entry way. Over the door is a little roof. We knew that squirrels had gotten in there through a crack but hadn't gotten around to cleaning it out and closing the crack. My boss was pointing to the underside of this little roof and laughing himself sick.

There was a squirrel stuck in a hole. He had gotten in, and was on his way out and got stuck. So we got head and shoulders and front paws, and the rest back inside, stuck in the crack. And the poor thing had been dead awhile cos he was stiff. The sight of this squirrel hanging down, like some ersatz country decoration gone very bad, was hysterical. We all peed laughing. And no one wanted to go dislodge it, so there he still hangs.

I said if he's still there at Christmas I'm gonna hang some misteltoe from the squirrel. My boss said that was in poor taste.

Ha ha.

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BLOODLIFE
02:17 Sep 04 2008

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CarnelianMyst
02:45 Sep 04 2008

I resemble that remark.

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Sinora
12:34 Sep 04 2008

You bad....lol

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Back to work after a few days off. I was working away and my boss popped round my blind side and shouted at me "can you remember how everything works?"

I nearly wet myself.

Got right back in the groove again. Was tickled to see how my two bosses managed to screw up people's orders while I was away. Soon as I got in the door they were shouting "Come here and help with this!" In about 15 minutes I had it sorted and do you think they said thank you? Why no, but then I didn't really expect them to. Would have been nice though.

Nice to come home to my two chirpy birdies and my sweet lil fishie. The crabs are buried in their tank and will waddle out later to inspect the food dish.

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BLOODLIFE
09:54 Sep 03 2008

Next time they make you 'jump' like that and ask that question , just say you also haven't forgotten how to crap on their floor either!

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