Email Gems02:25 Dec 07 2010
Times Read: 969
From: Andrea [censored]
Reply-To: [censored]@ymail.com
Dear Vampires,
I was wondering if you guys could come over and make me a vampire, because I have allways wanted to become a vampire, ever since I heard the word "vampire". I live at [censored], Port Richey Florida. I sure hope to see you guys soon, like tonight, but it has to be at 7:15 p.m., because that's when I have to come inside for the night. :( Tonight, I'm going to be at Spinations, here in Port Richey, and please just bite me or kiss me or something so that I can become a vampire. A flying one that can turn into a bat (animal bat :) ) Please, I'm begging you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: Michael [censored]
Reply-To: [censored]@hotmail.com
I am awakened. My soul was betwixt light and dark. I chose light. I am now source. One of your order served my awakening but broke the rules. I desire help. I desire peace. She is in my fucking mind. dont care about the feeding. Ime one with infinite source, cannot be depleted.
From: Adele [censored]
Reply-To: [censored]@aol.com
Yes, I need to chat with a real vampire to have my questions answered. I hope honestly. What would I need to in order to chat with you? Please let me know. Thank you.
From: Kathleen [censored]
Reply-To: [censored]@yahoo.com
to be turn to the darkside a vampire i i,v been one for 30 years
From: Tammy [censored]
Reply-To: [censored]@yahoo.com
How do I contact the leaders of each of these covens? In other words, how do I contact these covens?
From: Upset Mom
Reply-To: [censored]@yahoo.com
I am a mother of a daughter who has entered this world. She has purchased a bus ticket and she is coming to VA to meet total strangers. I am not happy about this, how can you all be trusted? She has mentioned drinking blood, is this condoned by you and if so, how can you be positive that the blood is not tainted?
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TaintedPoison
02:30 Dec 07 2010
lmao perfect
Bones
02:33 Dec 07 2010
They don't seem to be as bad as some of the older ones you've gotten and they're at least comprehensible.
radu
02:42 Dec 07 2010
LOL
xRobin3x
02:46 Dec 07 2010
Aaaahhhhhhh yeah. ok.... lol I'll get right on that.... LOL not.
King`Tarquin
03:04 Dec 07 2010
Upset Mom gets the cake!
Indulgence
03:09 Dec 07 2010
I had no idea the main hub of vampire activity was in Virginia. :P
fallenangel51
03:34 Dec 07 2010
I liked Andrea, the first one. Shes beggin'
Blackstaff
03:44 Dec 07 2010
o.0 wow, just wow
Requiem
04:16 Dec 07 2010
... Really? >.x
Time to bleach the gene pool again.
LadyKrystalynDarkstar
05:28 Dec 07 2010
I think you need to start a "Dear Cancer" column. :P
Saetan
06:07 Dec 07 2010
I hate to coin this term in your journal but....*face palm*
PAGAN
12:43 Dec 07 2010
hehe poor upset mom hehe :P
deathnitegrl
19:02 Dec 07 2010
lol so stupid
BubbleGumClaudia
01:05 Dec 08 2010
LMAO!!!! and news to me also about the whole hub of vampires being in VA does that mean Khayman's house is the GRAND HOUSE of them all!
BLOODLIFE
08:33 Dec 08 2010
hehe
BillytheJust
22:52 Dec 12 2010
Where's "Dear Libby" when you need her?
NoctusAngelusProcella
17:27 Dec 15 2010
the sad part is there are some that truly believe this stuff.....
the mom one is the best by far lol
Beth
20:20 Dec 16 2010
I like your gems, there really interesting to read.
unknownskull48
20:05 Dec 28 2010
Wow.
HISxBABYxGIRL
05:37 Feb 25 2011
I'm thinking the mother is driving her child crazy!!!!
I wish I would have thought of that one long ago maybe my mother would have stayed off my back...lol