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Now Everyone Now Offically Knows My Situtation...How Much Does It Take To Get Through One's Little Thick Minded Embedded Yeehaw Ididot Lame Fucks Head That I Dont Want You And I Want You To Have Nothing To DO With My Daughter...You Claim TO Have A Lawyer But I KNow Mommy And Daddy Can't Afford It... Stop With The Lying And The Bullshitting...You Won't Get My Daughter...Ever....I Want My Stuff Back And I Want Your Rights Signed Over TO Me...

Well News For All.... Now That Im Single And Have My Little Girl On The Way... Now Last Night While On Line My Hot Italian Male Friend Got Online And Imed Me Just To Chit Chat.....Now Me Not Thinking Anything Of It....He Asks Me What Im Doing...Now Hottest Boy That I've Known For Over A Year Asking Me What I'm Doing??? WTF IS GOING ON??? So He Proceeds To Come Over And Me Not Seeing Him In Over 5 Months I Am Exatasic And Damn He Looks Hot As All Hell And Damn He Smells Really Good....We Go Into My House And Just Start Talking...Next Thing I know Hes ALL OVER ME!!! And No I Didn't Have Sex With Him (Ivory Get Your Head Out OF The Gutter Those Damn Erotic Santa Cartoons Are Getting You In The Mood Again!!) One Thing Leads TO Another And Yea Lets Just Say That My Neck Is Really Sore And All Sorts Of Pretty Colors!!!!!! Then He Left And Then Proceeds To Call Me Not Even 5 Minutes After He Leaves!!! DAMN HES A HOTTIE!!!!! MMMMM YUMMY Italian Boys...

I woke last night to my father talking to my grandma...SHIT!! Now When I came back to this hell hole state I Had orginally wanted to tell the members of my family that the youngest of the Crosby Kids I pregnant for the first time...the first person to be told after my parents...MY GRANDMOTHER.....Now I wanted to tell her but of course my dear old dad *mumbles curse words under her breath* says to me....*in her bad redneck accent* "She'll have a heart attack let me tell her" Now of course she knows.....and she has told the entire fucking family...DAH!!!!!!! Imma show up to her house at christmas time with the huge ass belly and be like hi...and wont be able to move around....ERRRRRRRRRRRRR *Bangs Head Against wall*

Now Why Do They Have To Show Sex On Tv??? Damn It I Hate Being Pregnant And Not Being Able To Get LAID!!! ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Now Sex Is Suppose To Be An Art Form...But What Happens When You Can't Get Any?????....The Reason Why This Post Is Going In This Post....Is Cause Im Watching Tv.. Law and Order Criminal Intent To Be Exact.... And This Girl Is Having A Screaming Orgasm...WHY CANT I HAVE ONE OF THOSE RIGHT NOW DAMN IT!!!!! ERRRRRRRRRRRR

Now This Coming From a Hormonal Pregnant Woman Means Probably Nothing But Since Alot Of My Friends On Vr Are Either Married Or Single And My Married Friends Husbands Are Doing Very Strange Things...*looks at Ivory's Journal Again* I've Decided To Do A Little Friendly Male Bashing.....This Will Come In Random List Order



1.Toliet Seat- Why THE FUCK can they not do a simple little thing like putting the toilet seat down?? I never Understand this...I Think My Wonderful ex boyfriend is the only man I have ever Met that actually put the damn toliet seat down...Men PUT THE DAMN TOLIET SEAT DOWN



2. Cooking-Why do they expect the women to cook???? Can They Not get off their lazy asses to fix themselves food and no im not talking about the damn Ramen Noodles im talking about real food!!!



3. Bitching- Why Do Men Bitch About How Much Time Women Take To Get Ready To go Out To A Bar or club...I Mean they Want us to look good but they dont want any other men to look at us...Hell why dont they just tell us to put a potato sack on our body and go out with them like that...



4. Sex- Now When Men want sex women give it to them...but when Women want sex the men give us women lame excuses like..Oh I dont feel good or we did last night...(knowing that it wasn't as good as it normallly is)....Or Why do We have to do it every night??? Now Im Hormonal pregnant woman and I was before I came back to hell hole florida..Now all of the pregnancy books that I have read have said that the woman's sex drive is...how should I put this????.....Larger then normal...and hell My sex drive is that of a mans....I get horny at the touch of my significant other touching me in a procative way...But Damn IT MEN!!! Show your Woman A good time And dont make it to be a chore...show the woman that you love her!!!



and last but finally not least......



5. Penis-Yes We all know that men have them...but do they have to flaunt the fact that they have a penis.....I mean its not that great to look at....Its just this thing that is attached to some balls....and it has a little hole at the front where the ejcuatlatory or however the hell you spell it...comes out of into the womans vagina or possible if they wish to do it anyplace else...Men Dont keep enlighten women that you have a penis...WE KNOW IT...THATS WHY WE LIKE YOU!!! CAUSE U GIVE US SATISFACTION...(unless your bisexual like me and enjoy both sexes)





That Is My Rant On The Male Race For Today...HE HE....As Being Told That I am the best male basher that people have seen im going to explain myself to you..As a 21 year old now to be a single mother....Men piss me off cause they say anything that you want to hear to get you in bed with them...then when you get attached and they somewhat get attached they feel like a softie.....BLAH!!! Men Suck!!