The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

Now We All Know That Batman Has Hooked Me On Anita Blake....YUMMY!!!!! In The Latest Installment Danse Macbre...We Find Out That Anita May Be Pregnat...WOOT!!!!!!! Now Question Is Who Is The Daddy??? Here Are Our Choices....



Micah Callahan- Nimir-Raj Of The Wereleopards...Anita's Boy Toy For 6 Months And Has A 13 Inch SCHLONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D...Even Though In Book 10 He States That He Is Fixed...But It Didn't Necessaryily (SP?) Work Did It????



Richard Zeeman (AKA Richard The Stupid)-Ulfric Of The Werewolves...Anita's On Again Off Again Boy Toy And 1/3rd Part Of The Triumvirate....HES DUMB!!!!!!!



Nathanial- 20 Years Old Stripper At Gulity Pleasures (Jean-Claudes Strip Club)...Wereleopard...And Is Just Cute...



Jean-Claude- Master Vampire Of St. Louis...Very Yummy...And Has Wooed Anita Into Her Sexual Desires....:D...FINALLY After 5 Books...He Gets His Chance With Anita...:D...The Other Half Of Anita And Richards Triumvirate



Asher- Jean-Claude's 2nd...And Very Yummy Despite Having Scars On Half Of His Body Due To Having Holy Water Poured On Him To Clense The EVIL...FUCK YOU BIBLE TOATING BASTARDS!!!!!!!!



Requiem-Jean-Claude's 3rd....And Has Assisted In Helping Feed The Aredur....



Damian-Anita's Vampire Servant...And Also Has A Triumvirate With Anita And Nathanial...



Now Question...Who Is The Daddy??????? The Vampires Are Out Considering That They Are Very Much Over Baby Making Age...(Hello THEY'RE Semi Immortal...:D) That Leaves Just 3 Possiblites...Micah Callahan, Richard The STUPID, And Nathanial...Batman And I Both Agree We Think It's Micahs..Cause If You Read Book 13 (Micah)...They Fucked Like Rabbits....And If The Imagination Is To Be Belived I Would Fuck Him Like A Rabbit..ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!



Who Do You Think The Daddy Is?????????????

Now I've been for the past few days waiting on an answer from my coven master about my regisnation as fourm master from my coven and being traded to Batman AKA King`Tarquin's House....Now I will have to wait some more!@!!!!! The Assistant Coven Master Has Been Offered 500 Favor And Another Member For My Trade To Happen.....Since He Is In Charge When My Coven Master Isn't Around...He Has The Authority To Accept The Trade...He's Letting My Coven Master Have The Final Say....HELP!!!!! BATMAN HELP!!!!!!!!!!!



My Time Has Become Limited IN My Use Of The Computer Due To Lil Bionic Woman Since She Is My World And I Have To Support Her....Batman Knows That I Can Earn The Favor I Need TO To Stay In The House....It Will Just Take Some Time Cause Im Only Online About 4 Hours A Day In The Morning........I Will Earn THE Favor....HE KNOWS THAT I WILL...Just GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *Curses Loudly To The Computer*

As Soon As My Coven Master Returns My Message I Have Resigned As Fourm Master And Asked To Be Traded Or Relesed From My Coven......Its Not That I Don't Enjoy My Coven I REALLY DO....It's Just That I Don't Have Any More Time To Give To Being Fourm Master As Well As Be Active In A Coven That Is Prodimnatly Active At Night.....My Daughter Takes Up 90% Of My Time While Work Takes Up The Other 10%...I've Become A Hermit Who Goes Out And Is A Workaholic...UGH!!!!!!



So Batman Or Deity??? Im Up For Grabs





Deity Edit:

♥ That's the mommy life for ya ;)

Here I Am In The Library With Lil Bionic Woman And ALL OF THESE PEOPLE Are Talking Loud And Saying A Not So Nice Word That Starts With An N...THEY KEEP HITTING HER STROLLER...It's Pissing me off ROYALLY...Time For ME To Head Off Now

I've Decided That I Want To Go Back To School...I Would Love To Finish My Film Degree But The School I Went To Isn't Accredited...So What The Fuck Is The Point In Going Back To School..When I Can't Even Go To NYU To Get My Bachlors (sp?) Degree...So I've Decided I Want To Go To School To Become An English Teacher....The County I Live In Is In So DESPERATE Need Of Teachers That They Will Pay Your Way Through School As Long As You Teach Within The County For A Year....



I've Also Decided That I Want To Start Dating Again...I Mean Hell I Know That Mr Right Won't Fall In My Lap Right Away...But I Mean HELL!!



Lil Helena Is Sleeping Sleeping Atm..So Mommy Is Having Her Fun In Yahoo Confrence...With Half Of The Yummy Brigade (Ms...Ivory Is Still MIA)