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So today I was vegitating on the couch from a hard days of being outside in southern heat.



And a stupid commercial came on.



They were advertising this thing you put veggies in and it chops it up.



They showed this clip of this women chopping "the old fashion" way. And she was like....butchering this carrot, and almost cut her hand off, and she had this fake expression on, like she was in pain.



I dont ever remember when chopping something up was painful.





I then noticed a trend, in commercials.



Everyone is in deep pain UNLESS you buy their products.



Stupid corperate americansan dtheir stupid ruining of peaceful Laziness.