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Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fucked by dicks but, dicks also fuck assholes. Assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way but, the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick with some balls. The problem about dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate and it takes a pussy to show them that. But, sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. But the truth about America is that America fights for the billion dollar corporations. They are just as bad as the enemies they fight. So what are we?

Dicks? Pussies? Or Assholes?