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*continues to add to her playlist*



I need to show those boys that my contest is harder than they thought. XD

I forgot to put this in here last night.



Yesterday me and a guildie was a bit bored, so we decided to put some perceptors out so that they would get attacked. (Normally perc attacks aren't welcome, but we wanted some pvp)



He grabbed his perc before he logged out and I logged out forgetting that I had placed one.



When I logged back in to check on my pets my perc got attacked. I happened to be the only person on in guild at that moment. It was 3 decently high leveled characters against little me.



I kicked their ass and finished the fight with full life.



XD



When Von logged in about 10 minutes later, drunk off his ass, he was so happy to hear that.



Almost every high leveled character on my server is against my build and I pwned by myself.



*giggles*

Gotta love my friends sometimes:



Ini: Since you lost your virginity, can I play in the box it came in?



Me: I don't know what to think of that, should I be offended or amused?



Von: Both. It's amusingly offensive.



Me: You guys crack me up. I ♥ you guys.

A little convo snippet from between Erik and me



E: I think you are incredibly beautiful so stop saying shit like that.



M: You saw a picture of me finally?



E: Nope, its your personality that makes you like that.



M: I can send you a picture *sends*



E: You know what, I'm not normally attracted to your body type. But you are still beautiful regardless.



M: :P Thanks I love you too then.

I have noticed I have been spamming my game section today XD



Well after the wedding we went to a nub dungeon and ran around.



Then he gave me one of the most amazing things in that game.



He gave me a rare mount that goes for millions. *sigh*



I named it Cunt Punt.



I'm such a loser sometimes.

I didn't get a screenshot of the wedding.



I fail....



But it was kind of funny. XD



A guy that has been wanting to marry me in game was there.

Today I was chatting with some friends and they had asked me what got me into pvp in game.



I sat back and started to laugh to myself.



When I was a low level I was running around the Dalas looking for mobs and ran into a guy named Maltese-Killer. He was the first person to ever get rank 10 wings on Rushu. I looked at his beautiful Bonta wings with admiration. I then went and aligned myself with Bonta and started to pvp.



Then another question was thrown my way. Your not Bonta anymore, why did you turn Brak?



I remembered raising the 300,000 to turn Brak and this is all I had to say: Brak has the better cookies. All of my close friends in game are Brak, the wings are sexy looking, and the bonus is awesome.



And to think Maltese-Killer doesn't intimadate me anymore. He is a friend and he turned Brak shortly after I did. XD



On my server I get a lot of questions about my character. I am the first chance/agi eniripsa on the server and I am the ONLY eni that can't heal to save her own life.



People ask me the oddest questions ever. (Mainly why do I play a healing class and refuse to heal)

Ever plan a ninja wedding?



Its fun XD

Yay I got to deal with a scammer this morning on Dofus.



I was trying to sell some of my old gear that I don't need anymore and some guy started messaging me asking for my account information.



-.-



Here is what I did about that one:



Typed in /whois *name of dumbass*



Took a screen shot.



Typed up a ticket



Hit submit and let the game people deal with it.



Can't you tell I'm too lazy this morning.

mhm



I have never had that much fun in one night.



Von really knows how to have a good time. And apparently lemonade and tequila tastes like a melted margarita.



I didn't ask. LOL

"Can someone please get their stinky balls from my face please?"-Physik talking about when we dropped nuts.



"If I ever come to Tampa I have to kill a guy for being the luckiest man ever."- Inimical talking about how hot he thinks I am.



"*prays to god* 'Beeeeeeeeeep! Sorry God isn't available please leave a message and he'll get back to you as soon as possible.' "-Me praying that Von doesn't hit me with his weapon and his answer.



"Dammit stop talking about the size of your penis or I'll start talking about my female issues."-Me because for some reason talk turned to size discussion and I was the only female.





And yes my myspace is sexier than anyone elses. You can't touch this. *sizzle*