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escaped from Alcatraz island

on a foggy night

under the moon light

a monster lurked beneath

trees of the meadow

wearing a pinstriped jumper

Suit that created a

odd mystique to it

Yet his face was

covered in a mask

he stood aiming his

guns at disco duck

spinning under the ball

as armies closed in

Bags of Cheetos were

Promptly eaten and then

Used as bombs toward

bunny slipper clad vikings

Changes Kahn marched forward

honey badgers also marched

made gophers join too

As they climbed the

sea turtle ballet commenced

and the Jellyfish orchestra

While the clams banged

on each other's shells

in an octopus's garden

Yet sharks stirred wildely

while ermines scrambled adorably

Trying to steal the

Cheetos and spicy chips

And get the party

over to their yaht

Floating on the lake

causing ruckus with fireworks

Birds started attacking the

Town and people started

running while the ants

came a marching in

with bayonets raised high

And ready for a

war , while the frogs

became mystical prophets overseeing

attacks licking mushrooms so

They attain visions that

Would help with victory

and see the future

on their toadstool thrones

yet behind the rose

sprayed some silly string

from piglet and winnie

Tigger pounced from behind

While Robinson break dancing

over Darth Vaders pooch

why princess leia stripped

at the Lunar cathouse

han solo watched why

because he could ofcourse 😌

Thrawn and Palpatine joined

Yet Vader was hidden

jarjarbinks found him though

Using the force on

and assistance from ewoks

the stormtroopers were terrified

at their cuteness magnitude

Count Dookie forced his

Soldiers to amplify cute

or die trying too

but failed so miserably

Yet they pushed on

the cuteness was merciless

And all fell before

Hemans sword as he

said "I will Kill

Every last one of

You as Mario sprung

from cages on highway9

Gandalf lorded over all

Yet teddy bears seemed

to be multiplying in

Like minions they were

babbling about bringing snacks

and spanking the monkeys

To make them behave

Yet they were bad

Beetlejuice wasn't having it

Star Lord said no

So they started arguing

while Care bears laughed

it was clobbering time

Snoopy came with Lucy

while Harley Quinn laughed 🤣

as batman whisked her

while Joker chased them

Through a dark alleyway

And was hit by

Two-Face with his gun

venom chuckled and ate

his own tongue giddily 👅

while carnage ran after

Ant-Man who was shifty

and shrank down to

a speck of dust

flew down quinns skirt

then up BlackWidows shirt

And into Thor's pants

Before vanishing from the

View of them all

Charlie Brown Was Stumped

and got a rock

chucking it at Kirby

who exploded juice all

over kung-fu pandas head 🐼

landed on tiny tim

rolled in Wonder Woman's

Lingerie drawer then skyrocketed

on invisible nighties she

lasso of truth laced

Around the invisible man

running furiously from Scarecrow

Screaming as loud as

anyone would but still

hid the pop rocks

In her mouth yet

as Pyramid_Head chased her

She spit it out

then started chewing HubbaBubba

and blew a big

Bubble around mighty mouse

Pyramid_Head still followed closely

Waiting for the right

time to scare the

Mighty mouse and make

Sliced by his blade

Freddy Kruger showed up

and so did Jason

started hacking away at

Everyone around until nothing

was left except smurfs

and that jerk Gargamel

plus The Demogorgon monster