The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

The Pearl?

I know this is a silly question before I ask it, but can you Americans speak any other language besides English?

I hate the AM, I hate the PM, I hate labels, I'm not a hero, because calling yourself a hero makes you a self-mythologizing narcissistic autocrat.

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Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

Hey, Felix, do you want to fool around?
No, I do NOT want to fool around.
Okay. Do you want a drink of water?

The Owl and the Pussycat

It's weird thinking about it now. The organ itself seemed like a, a separate thing, um, a separate entity to me. I mean, when he finally pulled it out, and I could look at it and touch it, I completely forgot that there was a guy attached to it. I remember literally being startled when the guy spoke to me.

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Sex, Lies and Videotape

“I never took anyone in the helicopter. Never had sex in my own bed. Never slept next to anyone. Ever! Only you.”

Fifty Shades Of Grey

There's a million scumbags in this world. It's hard to keep track of all of 'em.

Meg 2: The Trench

Just because someone stumbles and loses their way doesn't mean they're lost forever.

X-Men: Days of Future Past

Chris, why don't you check out back. And uh Lloyd, take the kitchen. And I'll just uh, I'll oversee the uh, I'll just coordinate the uh, I'll just stay right here.

Arachnophobia

I've been thinking, Ella. Thinking a lot... and watching. It's like people had a choice a long time ago between having all them nice things or freedom. Of course, they chose comfort.

Rollerball

I don't wanna hurt you. I just wanna get my bat. So if you come at me, I can bash your head in, okay?

Sinister

Look, I learned from a young age not to show weakness, okay? I solve my problems with my anger and my fists. I'm a blunt instrument and I'm damn good at it. I've done nothing but get my ass kicked this whole trip. I'm no leader. I'm not a king. I do not work or play well with others. And I can't let you die, trying to turn me into something I'm not.

Aquaman

Or is that because you get a hard-on every time you see me?

Look Away

Look Dave, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

2001: A Space Odyssey

One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight, okay, me and him, we're just two dead boys.

The Haunting of Connecticut

We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars. Now we just look down, and worry about our place in the dirt.

Interstellar

If the worker revolt takes place, my informants tell me that the first order of business is to separate you from your head.

Battlefield Earth

We have to push the boundaries, take the risks. Without that, there is no science. No medicine

Morbius

Yes, a workaholic; the urine stain on your pants would signify that you're a single shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle.

Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls

Our Integrity Sells For So Little, But It Is All We Really Have. It Is The Very Last Inch Of Us. But Within That Inch, We Are Free.

V For Vendetta

It's funny, isn't it, though. I mean, we evolved out of the water, and some part of our reptilian brain knows we're not supposed to be there anymore. But... I guess that's why we try to tame it so hard. It's like trying to conquer death...

Night Swim

What's this for? For bein' an honest cop? Hmm? Or for being stupid enough to get shot in the face? You tell them that they can shove it.

Serpico

It would probably burn your face off. You don't wanna have it on there.

They Look Like People

Don't say it, don't think it. Don't say it, don't think it. Don't say it, don't think it.

The Bye Bye Man

Oh, OK, so I'll put a B.O.L.O. out on Sloth from "The Goonies"?

Malignant

Officially, I was dead for two minutes... but when you cross over, time stops. Take it from me, two minutes in hell is a lifetime.

Constantine

What they need to make are bulletproof condoms big enough to fit your big head.

SWAT

Aye, it may be a joke to you, but it's his nose. He can't help having a hideous great hooter! And his poor little head, trembling under the weight of it!

A Hard Day's Night

Shit! Shoot! I meant shoot. Please don't demonetize me, Livvid.

Deadstream

There's a story going around 'bout how some twenty Redcoats got killed by a ghost or some damn thing, carried a Cherokee tomahawk.

The Patriot

I said to draw where Jews live. This is just a stupid picture of my head.

Jojo Rabbit

And who the FUCK gave you permission to use my little brother in your paintings?

Well do you feel luck punk

Funhouse

Now, how can you take a speck of sawdust out of your brother's eye when all the time there's this great plank in your own?

Godspell

You may have forgotten your loyalties, but I assure you, they have not! Now, put that thing away and help me clean up the mess that you created!

Five Nights at Freddy's

"They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!"

Braveheart

It's a mystery to me why he trusts me, because I don't think he likes me.

Risk

Say listen, I have an idea. Why don't we all go over to the university tomorrow for Professor Hoffmeyer's lecture!

The Incredible Mr. Limpet

It's the ones you love the most who end up disappointing you.

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Love Lies Bleeding

May the wind always be at your back and the sun upon your face. And may the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars.

Blow

No, none taken. You know what really chaps my ass though? I spent my life savings turning my van into a dog. The alarm alone cost me two hundred.

Dumb and Dumber

“All matter in our world is from the natural bases, which are earth, air, fire and water; the four elements from which all things are created.”

Fire And Ice

I understand your pain, Belial, but ripping the faces off people may not be in your best interest.

Basket Case

All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

Split

I really could care less whether you like me or not, but you don't know a thing about me. I was with IA for two years, I'm field-rated in weapons and tactics, and speak three languages. Impressed?

Timecop

He was diseased; but he was my son! And you have... Why didn't I kill you before? I killed that no-good inspector and your professor friend, to protect him! And now... I'm gonna KILL YOU TO AVENGE HIM! Why don't you call your INSECTS! GO ON! CALL! CALL!

Phenomena (1985)

Other angels have made this war because they hate you, you and all humans. God has put you in his grace and pushed them aside. They're desperate. They've never been able to conquer the other loyal angels, and so this war has remained at a stalemate for thousands of years. And while this state of affairs endures, no soul can meet its god. Your parents, and their parents, and so on from the beginning, lie still in wormy earth. Of course, some of them do come to me eventually, for while heaven may be closed, I am always open, even on Christmas.

The Prophecy

Two classes of people? What, the "will be eaten" and the "won't be eaten"?

Jeepers Creepers 2

Do you believe in destiny? That even the powers of time can be altered for a single purpose? That the luckiest man who walks on this earth is the one who finds... true love?

Jeepers Creepers II

Music's the only thing that makes sense anymore, man. Play it loud enough, it keeps the demons at bay.

lol We both got it!

Bram Stoker's Dracula

Music's the only thing that makes sense anymore, man. Play it loud enough, it keeps the demons at bay

Across the Universe

have been waiting an eternity for a man of your strength to arrive. But what kind of man crawls into his own grave in search of hope?

Across the Universe

have been waiting an eternity for a man of your strength to arrive. But what kind of man crawls into his own grave in search of hope?

Dracula Untold

You're gonna die while you're eating me out. I want your last breath to be in my pussy.

Dirty Grandpa


“We Are The Few Against The Many”

Morbius

The strangeness of this life cannot be measured: in trying to produce my own death, I was elevated to the status of a living hero.

Morbius

That may look like your canary, Tweety, my dear... but it is not Tweedy. It may sing like Tweety, it may molt like Tweety, it may even eat seed like Tweedy, but it's an alien!

Troll

There are things will happen and make you feel powerless, and make you feel insignificant, but that's it. There are just feelings. and sometimes you have to stop feeling, and start doing.

Underwater

This would be more than a life time's work for one priest. But two priests.. What do you think, Thomas? Can you see this now as a call? And that we must serve God the way He wants us to serve Him?