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Gothic Beauty Magazine will be doing a "blurb" in their June issue. They would like some one liner quotes or a small (few lines) description of your best moments onboard.

Some of these will be published. Do NOT sign your quote with a name you do NOT want published in the magazine.



YOU NEED TO POST IT BY APRIL 15TH!

If you know someone that was on the cruise - please pass this thread on to them.

Z

"Dude! Your hair looks like my Pu**y. "

Z- Goth Cruise Founder

Hey,no fare.OK fine...how about

"Show it to me then!!!" after being braided. -DJ Evelfaery

"Well if you're the Captain, who's controlling the Ship?" -Ronan

A couple of old ladies appoached a couple of us Goths, with some paper in their hands...

"We have some questions that we'd like to ask about you."

When we got on the bus for the cave-tubing/ziplining in the Belize, we were all dressed in our goth garb, the tour guide said to our group

" I see you all have something in common!"

The raffle for the conselation prizes at the fashion show, I thought our number got called. I got all excitied, attempted to get down from our table, and exectued a beautiful backflip over the table and out of sight...only to pop right back up, run to the front, and discover that my number was off by one...

Upon embarkation, on the elevator with a bunch of rednecks, one woman goes:

"Ah wish ah had moonshiiiine!"

While sitting in the Ivory Lounge during one of our nightly 1am to 4am parties.. I fell asleep in my chair talking to Ronan.. and promptly fell out of it. Ronan's response "Zaida.. Just how many of those Rum Runners have you had?" Z - Goth Cruise Founder

I was at the Gumbalimba park in Roatan and we had to cross this scary bridge(see pic) and due to the length an wobble of this bridge they would only let 2-3 people cross at one time. So I was getting about 3/4 across it and some idiot decided to come from the other direction. and when he seen that I was a little scared, he was like "You shouldn't be afraid, you are from that 'group'"

to a friend from some old guy in the elevator
"You should join the military"

I had 3 AFro-American women talk to me on the deck during the first outdoor club night. They said that our group had "only one black girl in it" and wondered why there were not more....
I said " Well if ya just walk out ten feet and dance with us then there would be 4 of ya". And they did:)

Doublefisted, that is *beautiful*. It exemplifies the positive feeling that permeated the whole cruise.

I think we all broke down some prejudices onboard.

Just to let everyone know that the issue of Gothic Beauty that's on the newstands now has a feature about our Goth cruise in it with some pictures of our group! And the ad for October 08 cruise too!

Here was a funny one I forgot about...
I was doing Laundry on the ship when I noticed Ronan using the machine next to me... I said" You do your own Laundry?" He replied "What do ya think I have.... F---n servants??" Later that night I was hittin the ol' urinal when Ronan came in to use the one next to me... I asked "You pee for yourself too?" He replied with a smile...."Get the F--k out of here...." :D
DJ problems and CD's aside... he was a fun guy.

^^^AGREED^^^

Final Deck Party - "We're one tribe tonight." Then Ronan bows to the crowd.

I just watched the DVD footage Lulu shot. It brought back all those wonderful feelings. Counting the days to October!