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It's not you; it's me.
And me don't like you.
It's not you; it's I.
And I'm breaking up with you.

You swore up and down the wall
Twilight's the best trilogy of all
Somehow you got me to agree
To dress up like Edward for Halloween.
But now that I'm coming clean
First off, Twilight's a quadrilogy.
And that tan werewolf dude isn't worthy.
Of removing - a Wookie's Dingleberries.

It's not me; it's you.
Yeah, the more I think about it- it's definitely you.
But it might be me
Cause me decided to date you.

When we went out on our first date
You said you don't eat anything with a face.
Then for the next 18 months
I ate sausage made from rice and walnuts.
Now that we're parting ways
Newflash! Fish have a face.
Unless it's in a Newton, No! He doesn't want another fig!
Tonight I'm eating...a Rabbi-veni-turducken-ig.

It's you; It's you.
No doubt about it- it was always totally you.
Now it's up to me
And me is now dumping you.