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If there's one thing about turrets, it's that they're uncannily good at seeing things that are in front of them. And then riddling those things with holes. This tiny turret does not include working dual machine guns, but if you give it a squeeze, it'll light up the dark places in your world with a bright LED and explode with sound effects straight from the Portal and Portal 2 games. Just remember to treat it with care, because it's special.

Product Specifications

Bring a bit of Aperture Science home with this turret flashlight
Bright red LED light will help you find all life's lemons
Real turret sound effects from the Portal & Portal 2 games
Gift box looks just like the one in the Aperture Investment Opportunity #3 video
Officially licensed Portal / Portal 2 product
The Turret Talking Flashlight uses 1 CR2032 coin battery. (included)
Dimensions: Approx. 3.5" tall
When the side button is pressed your little light up buddy will randomly say one of the following quotes.
"Are you still there"
"Preparing to dispense product"
"I don't hate you"
"Target acquired"
"Goodbye"