Matthew according to PAGAN

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...And so it came to pass that The Prince found Himself led into the realms of cyber-space, (tempted there by the beautiful *W H U R R* of the new computer) ...and after He had lasted forty days and forty long nights without any form of contact from the realworld, a message came to him in a dream...

"...if You are indeed the
Almighty Creator, command that these TOS's become un-created!"...

The good Prince pondered that for a moment..."it is written again: Ye shall not tempt the Prince nor force His Hand, or your gems shall forever be held askew" but He did relish the thought of some fun so He called to His Golden Admins and told them: "Follow Me, I shall make you all some tea"...

The fun lasted several days until the tea store was dry and the keyboards were exhausted. The Goldenest Admin came to The Prince and said to Him: "they have run out of steam".

The Prince knew what was wrong. He had to mix it up a little...

"Fill the waterpots with water! Bring your oxen, your wives, and your laptops! My hour has not yet come, I am not done updating!".

He led His Golden Admins up to the top of VR Towers, and sang sweetly to them:

Blessed are they who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for they shall inherit an almighty inbox,
Blessed are they who are the peacemakers, for they shall be called sons of anarchy,
and, Blessed are they who are persecuted, for the favor shall be returned!"

...and so He went on and on, and on... oh yeah, and it came to pass (as it always does), that the TOS remained as it always would.

AMEN.
Verily, I, PAGAN say unto you
Goth is excellent.