Revelations

by PAGAN

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Revelation brings together the worlds of The Dark Network, and hell in an ongoing confrontation between the forces of good and evil

I, Pagan, turned around to see the voice that was speaking to me. And when I turned I saw the golden Admins, and among the Admins was the Dark Prince, dressed like a goth. His head was shaven and his eyes were like blazing fire. In his right hand he held the ToS, and out of his mouth came a sharp double-edged sword. His face was like the sun shining in all its brilliance.

This person identified himself to Pagan with these words: “I am He who maintains the Dark Network, and was goth, and behold, I am updating forevermore. And I have the keys of Hades and of self-delete. You need not be afraid Pagan. Write the things which you have seen, and the things which are, and the things which will take place after this.

The Dark Prince one day broke through the clouds and come back to VR to give gifts to His children. He gave them the awesome webcam feature for all the little vampires and otherkin to enjoy. These vampires and otherkin were given free will to act according to the ToS on these webcams and many found the new feature to be brilliant. Some of the vampires, lycans and demons were naked before their Prince in all their glory and some much less glorious than others, some partook of the wine during these webcam sessions and the Dark Prince enjoyed what he had created.

Some of the Admins came down from VR Towers and taught cooking via webcam, others played wonderful old-school music and still others painted their faces to amuse themselves...even the Dark Prince partook of the wine while on webcam and all his followers declared the VR mug to be a most exhalted chalice.

Some of the vampires, lycans and demons grew bored with all the new features and so began Admin-bashing for sport. The Admins were accused of crimes against morons, favouritism, and other wicked deeds. Seeing that the vampires and otherkin were not happy, the Admins prepared speeches to show them the truth, but still the people were not happy. They cried out that spammers and page-refreshers had invaded the kingdom of The Dark Network but refused to believe that the all-seeing Admins in fact knew what was going on.

The cry from the ordinary people was "...drama and pffft..." and they went about their business, raising status by incessant spamming of the sandbox. She Who is Good came down from VR Towers to explain the value of hard work and some thought. No longer were the vampires and otherkin able to mindlessly drone one-word posts and use up their bandwidth. All agreed that the new ruling was fair. All in all, the Dark Network was a happy place to be. The love of goth prevailed and everyone looked ahead to the marvel of Siring.

Good angels walked amongst the forces of evil lurking in the Dark Network. These angels were few and far between but they existed soley to help those that needed it. Other angels however, walked on the side of evil and fought with the good angels about status, favour whores, and covens. Some of the evil angels were cast out by The Dark prince, banished forever to lowly places. The cry was "corruption" but the soothsayers had told the vampires and otherkin that there was no need to fear that the admins were bent.

The Dark Prince often reminded the morons and evil angels of that terrible place called self-delete, the Sodom and Gomorrah of Vampirefreaks, and boring old Myspace and Facebook which would be their eternal resting place should they abuse the Dark Network he had created.

...and so it came to pass that The Dark Network continued to grow. The vampires, lycans and demons played happily in the Dark Network and the Dark Prince enjoyed seeing his creation expand bigger than the mighty Facebook...

I, Pagan, say verily unto you, this Revelation is the truth. The prophecy that I give to you is that the Dark Network will continue to bless you with awesome happenings and visions if you truly believe that goth is good.

So be it. Here endeth the revelations.
Goth is good.
Amen ...

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