THE BOOK of NUMBERS according to PAGAN
"And the Prince spake unto the masses in the wilderness of Nothing-to-Do, in the tabernacle of the Computer Room, on the first day of VR, after they were come out of the land of their fathers, saying,
Take ye the sum of all the congregation of little creatures, after their families, by the house of their fathers, with the number of their names, every male, woman, and child.
From thirteen years old and upward, all that are able to go forth to worship Goth: thou and thy gothic friends shall number them by their armies.
And with you there shall be a man of every tribe; every one entrusted with the numbers 1-10".
The story of Numbers begins at Getting Started , where the little vampires, demons, lycans and Otherkin have received their laws and covenant from The Prince of the Dark Network (who has taken up residence among them in the sanctuary of the Computer Room).
The task before these little creatures of The Dark network is to take possession of the Promised Land of Siredom. They learn how to make friends and preparations are made for their march to The Top...
They begin the journey, but immediately they "murmur" at the hardships along the way... They arrive at the borders of Cannnn Youuuu RRRate Meeeeeeeee Baaaaaaaaaaaack and send spies into the land, but on hearing the spies' report the little vampires, demons, lycans, and Otherkin refuse to take possession of Cannnn Youuuu RRRate Meeeeeeeee Baaaaaaaaaaaack and the Prince condemns them to death in the wilderness until an un-moronical generation can grow up and carry out the task. The journey never ends with the new generation struggling to overcome the fearful Morons who vilify every blessed new feature.
The Book of Numbers is the culmination of the story of the little creatures' exodus from oppression in facebook, and their journey to take possession of the holy land of Coven Master which was promised to their fathers. The Prince has promised them that they shall become a great nation of Ravers, that they will have a special relationship with the Admins, and that they shall take possession of the promised land.
The Book of Numbers also demonstrates the importance of numbers 1-10 and trust: despite Cancer's presence and those who moderate from the top of VR Towers, the little creatures lack faith and the possession of the land is promised to a new generation.
So speaketh PAGAN.
Goth be with you.
Amen.
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TheArtistRose
20:01 Jan 28 2012
I ♥ your pages.
These days I ask people if I can have their first born if they want me to return the favor. So far I've got nothing. :[
PandorasBx
00:40 Jan 29 2012
I love the way you write, always look forward to reading your pages :)
Requiem
05:14 Jan 29 2012
:) What they said. :)
Dragonrouge
19:27 Feb 01 2012
ROFL!~ Great, Pagan! I love all the serie! The metaphors are humorous and the references to other WHoly Books like: Bible, VR TOS and Face Book are relevant! Awesome!
Goth be with you, sister!
From the Forbidden Fruit Parish blesses you
Dragonrouge
PAGAN
00:19 Feb 04 2012
LOL! Thanks you guys!
XKarmaBitesX
09:25 Feb 06 2012
Everything you write is awesome