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I am zoe I am 22 years old and I live in a quiet town in
Durham and I am looking to make some firends around the world with men and women who are just like me.
I am glad that there are so many people like me here, I feel so humble and welcome to be part of the vampire rave website. It is a wonderful feeling to know that I am not alone in this world of darkness....
Here is a poem I reccently discovered which I thought was beautiful...
Dark Blood Gothic Poem: AVENGER PRINCESS
Full of revenge flowing in my blood,
how powerful thy people making me sad,
villagers kill my tribe
only me left,'cause i hide.
But this time i will fight,
full of angst building up my might,
i will defend my pride,
so that i can kill them with one stride.
I'll look them with my fiery eyes,
now my heart was cold as ice,
that's the people called me now,
but i don't knowhow would it end, how?!
Now, i began my journey to avenged,
'cause my conscience can't help the revenged,
on this long awaited destiny,
full of hatred was my discovery.
Alas!i made it..
but not ready to end it..
still not contented
nor still amended..
I killed hundreds of people,
the heads were on the flagpole,
that's what you called torture,
and that's my nature...
-Krysstina Cruz.
In my next life I'll be... Lemur catta. And you?
Feel free to bite me....
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The one thing I love is horror movies especially my favourite by rob zombie-house of a 100 corpses and Devils rejects and the halloween remake. He is a fantastic at making horror movies and I hope he keeps it up.
But the one person who can truly scare me is George Romero and his Zombie movies all the originals but also including the remakes and new ones.
I also like Tarantino movies from dusk till dawn, deathproof, planet terror, hostel (which really freaks me out) and his episode of CSI which he directed.
Favourite movies:
The crow
The Hills have eyes (remake-never saw original)
Wrong turn 1 and 2
Jeepers Creepers 1 and 2
Equilibrium
Deathproof
Planet terror
Underworld
Blade 1-3
Queen of the Damned
Interview with a vampire
30 days of night
Drcaula
The cell
Prom night
One missed call
Teeth (was so awesome)
Dreamcatcher
Misery
The shining
Carrie
Adrift
Sense and sensibility
Mansfield Park
Fried Green Tomatoes
X men 1-3
Deliverance
Skeleton Key (was okay-laughed at my friend at the movies jumping at the scary bits)
Final destination 1-3 (three is awesome)
(more to come forgot with ones I truly love)
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Favourite tv shows:
Supernatural
Heroes
Friends
CSI
Buffy the Vampire slayer
X files
Hollyoakes
The simpsons
Futurama
Ant and Dec's saturday night takeaway
Law and order:criminal intent
Whose line is it anyway?
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Favourite authors:
Stephen King
Anne Rice
Charliane Harris
Jane Austen
Charlotte bronte
DH Lawrence
Funerella.com - Scary pictures, gothic layouts, dark pictures, gothic myspace layouts
Favourite Quotes
Devils rejects:
Otis: Consider me fuckin' Willy fuckin' Wonka! This is my fucking chocolate factory! You got it? My factory!
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Darrell: Now ya'll ain't planning on fuckin' these chickens are ya?
Charlie Altamont: What the fuck are you getting at? Do you fuck chickens?
Darrell: Well, I thought about fuckin' some chickens before? If you want to have a good time and you need some pussy? You just can cut that chicken's head off, stick your dick in the ass of that chicken, and that damn chicken'll go crazy on your ass and go "Caaaaah".
Charlie Altamont: ...You're saying I would cut off a chicken's head? Stick my dick in it? Fuck it... .And go "Aah"? You accuse me of fucking a chicken, motherfucker?
Darrell: I'm not callin' you a chicken fucker but that boy over there looks sexually frustrated, and I don't approve of chicken fucking.
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Monty Python's the Holy Grail (I love Monty Python but this one is one of my favourites)
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French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
Sir Galahad: Is there someone else up there we can talk to?
French Soldier: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
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Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.
Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!
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Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.
Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
King Arthur: Bloody peasant!
Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?
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Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Sir Lancelot: Blue.
Bridgekeeper: Go on. Off you go.
Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
Sir Robin: That's easy.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Sir Robin: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your name?
Sir Robin: Sir Robin of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Sir Robin: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
Sir Robin: I don't know that.
[he is thrown over the edge into the volcano]
Sir Robin: Auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Stop. What... is your name?
Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
Galahad: I seek the Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour?
Galahad: Blue. No, yel...
[he is also thrown over the edge]
Galahad: auuuuuuuugh.
Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
King Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he is thrown over]
Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?
King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know
Life of Brian
Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
Reg: F*** off! We're the People's Front of Judea
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Brians mother: He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
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Matthias: Look, I don't think it should be a sin, just for saying "Jehovah".
[Everyone gasps]
Jewish Official: You're only making it worse for yourself!
Matthias: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
Jewish Official: I'm warning you! If you say "Jehovah" one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it?
Stoners: She did! She did! (suddenly speaking as men) He! He did! He!
Jewish Official: Was it you?
Stoner: Yes.
Jewish Official: Right...
Stoner: Well you did say "Jehovah. "
[Crowd throws rocks at the stoner]
Jewish Official: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah. "
[Crowd stones the Jewish Official to death]
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Pontius Pilate: So, yaw fatha was a Woman? Who was he?
Brian: He was a Centurion, in the Jerusalem Garrisons.
Pontius Pilate: Weally? What was his name?
Brian: 'Naughtius Maximus'.
[the Centurion laughs]
Pontius Pilate: Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison?
Centurion: Well, no, sir.
Pontius Pilate: Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked?
Centurion: Well, no, sir. Umm, I think it's a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir.
Pontius Pilate: [guard chuckles] What's so funny about "Biggus Dickus? "
Centurion: Well, it's a joke name, sir.
Pontius Pilate: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'.
[guard chuckles]
Pontius Pilate: Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that.
Brian: Can I go now, sir?
[slap]
Brian: Aaah! Eh.
Pontius Pilate: Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this!
[guard chuckles]
Pontius Pilate: Wight! Take him away!
Centurion: Oh, sir, he - he only...
Pontius Pilate: No, no. I want him fighting wabid, wild animals within a week.
Centurion: Yes, sir. Come on, you.
[takes the guard away as continues laughing histerically]
Pontius Pilate: I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. - - Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...
[another guard chuckles]
Pontius Pilate: ... Dickus?
[more chuckling]
Pontius Pilate: What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... 'Biggus'...
[chuckle]
Pontius Pilate: ... Dickus?
[both guards chuckle]
Pontius Pilate: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'... Incontinentia Buttocks
Pontius Pilate: [Guards are laughing] Stop! What is all this?
Pontius Pilate: [Laughing continues] I've had enough of this wowdy webel sniggewing behaviour. Silence! Call yourselves Pwaetowian guards? You're not - Seize him! Seize him! Blow your noses and seize him!
