WELL I AM NOW SINGLE..MY NOW STRAYING EX B/F LEFT ME WHILE I WAS PREGNANT WITH HIS BABY..HE SAYS HE DIDN'T LEAVE BUT PRETTY MUCH JUST STOPPED COMING AROUND..HE HAS ONLY SEEN OUR LITTLE GIRL ONCE AND HAS HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH HER SINCE..SHE WILL BE 4 MONTHS IN A FEW DAYS AND HER NAME IS LACY AND SHE IS MY EVERYTHING..I WILL BE PUTTING UP NEW PICS OF MYSELF SO JUST KEEP YOUR EYES OUT...ALL THE PICS THAT ARE ON HERE NOW BUT THE ONE WITH GLASSES ARE NEW PICS THANKS AND RIP EVERYONE
sorry guys..i know there are a lot of quizes on my profile..but i am trying to take some off..so stick with me here..lol...
well everyone i don't have a pic yet..but..i am
HEIGHT=5'3..
HAIR=brown..
EYES=change colors..mostly blue, green & blue, or gray..
GLASSES=yes..
WEIGHT=i don't know my wieght but i'm what they call thick..not fat not skinny..
STATUS=whatever you want
FAMILY=i have 4 other sisters...one who is on the site as well asimplesmile(she got me hooked)..i'm the 4th one..smile is the 2nd..
AGE=i'm 18..
NEWS=okay okay the whole getting married thing is off...he maybe cheating on me so i maybe single soon..
MUSIC=i love icp (insane clown posse)..for those who don't know...there is a local band (making it big now) called atomship...manson kicks ass..slipknot..the list goes on
MOVIES=lmao depends on what mood i'm in..i'm not into most of the chick shit...
HOBBIES=riding horses...listening to music..partying..hanging with friends..and talkin on this damn thing lmao
FAV. TV. SHOW= buffy the vampire slayer..angel..family guy..
FAV. ACTOR=james marsters (spike) off of buffy
FAV. ACTRESS=sarah michelle geller
i have not really come up with everything to put on here yet..so please just give me time...THANKS..luv ya all..take care
MY B/F HAS JUST JOINED THE SITE SLAYERHATER666-----
LYRICS
INSANE CLOWN POSSE
BUGS ON MY NUTS
Well, I don't understand the phenomenom
We fucking these hoes that look like spallala
Rich boys think that is shitty
But I like fucking crackheads with one titie
And I do it at the drop of a dime
And I get the scabies almost every time
So let's talk about my nutsac
I don't front, Jack, I got bugs on my ballsac
Well I'm Violent J and I ain't no bitch
I'm always quick to tell you when my nuts itch
Cuz bitch if I'm itching when I come home
Drop a brick in a sock swing it on your dome
You didn't think nothing of it, just let me stick it
Probably should of known cuz I thought I heard crickets
In your neden, but I ain't sayin nuttin though
I ain't sayin nuttin till I'm done nuttin, ho
And know I'm like bitch how can this be
Tryin to sleep and my nuts get up and watch TV
Then try to walk to the store and get a 40
How'd these bugs get on me
Somebody asked me how I got scabies
Probably that homeless fat redneck bag lady
That I fucked in the shed
Then the little critters on my dingaling said
Your nuts we want your nuts
We'll itch and scratch and bite your nuts
Your nuts we want your nuts
Please, oh please, fuck dirty butts
Your nuts we want your nuts
We'll itch and scratch and bite your nuts
Your nuts we want your nuts
Please, oh please, fuck dirty sluts
Supurs on my boots, and I don't give a hoot,
cuz i got me a prudy womans love
I met this bitch and went up in it
Dropped her off, went to the clinic
Bitch, I got bizugs on my siznac
So tell me what's up with that
Should of said something bout your bug problem
Now I'm gonna have to sock you in your mouth, bitch
Can't keep my motherfucking hands out my drawers
Stick a roach motel up under your balls
Nah, I'd rather stick em in a deep fry
And sizzle those motherfuckers off my wang
So you wanna fuck around, always gotta buck around
Lift up your dingaling nothing but a bug ya found
Now they call you funky nuts cuz you like funky butts
Scratching and biting them, now they call you monkey nuts
But I ain't sayin nothing, cuz you ain't playin nothin
Bring the track back and I get back to the nutsac track
So now I try to rap cuz the bugs is biting
But I ain't going out like a bitch, yo, fuck that
Stick em in a blender and hit the switch
Then I hit the bitch
Met this bum in the back of a dumpster
Fucked her in the rumpster, juggaluga humpster
Had to take a piss, so I pulled out my wang
Then I heard my dingaling sang
Your nuts we want your nuts
We'll itch and scratch and bite your nuts
Your nuts we want your nuts
Please, oh please, fuck dirty butts
Your nuts we want your nuts
We'll itch and scratch and bite your nuts
Your nuts we want your nuts
Please, oh please, fuck dirty sluts
Your nuts we want your nuts
We'll itch and scratch and bite your nuts
Your nuts we want your nuts
Please, oh please, fuck dirty butts
Your nuts we want your nuts
We'll itch and scratch and bite your nuts
Your nuts we want your nuts
Please, oh please, fuck dirty sluts
Your nuts we want your nuts
We'll itch and scratch and bite your nuts
Your nuts we want your nuts
Please, oh please, fuck dirty butts
Your nuts we want your nuts
We'll itch and scratch and bite your nuts
Your nuts we want your nuts
Please, oh please, fuck dirty sluts
Your nuts we want your nuts
We'll itch and scratch and bite your nuts
Your nuts we want your nuts
Please, oh please, fuck dirty butts
Your nuts we want your nuts
We'll itch and scratch and bite your nuts
Your nuts we want your nuts
Please, oh please, fuck dirty sluts
I adopted a cute lil' dragon fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
QUIZES
Your Seduction Stye: "Fantasy Lover"
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you
You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.
Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover.
What Kind of Seducer Are You?
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August
Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless.Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends .
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DARK ANGELIC, didn't you? You
are similar to a demon but slightly different
in that you don't revel in evil...you revel in
pleasure. Your wings resemble an angel's but if
that's so then you are a Fallen Angel - your
love of sin caused you to be cast from the
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nearly as dark as your desires. You are
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wit...and are 'dangerous' people like you. It's
not unlikely that you are bisexual or at least
open to the concept, because you seek
excitement and passion everywhere and in
everyone. Chances are you have a special talent
for magick - you're a powerful being and you
know what you want. Like a Serpent of Eden you
like to try your powers of seduction and
manipulation, though your intent is rarely to
cause harm. You have a deep, dark sense of art
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dark place. While typically smirking, amused,
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by any other. In your eyes life is for
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You're my kindred spirit. As far as I'm
concerned - you know what life is REALLY about.
Have fun...Muahaha.
Trying to find source, will be posted ASAP.
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TRUE PERSONALITY
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Take the quiz:
"Which God or Goddess are you?"
God of Bloody Death
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