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Underdogs - Manic Street Preachers

This one’s for the freaks
You’re so beautiful
For all the devotion
Written in your soul

This one’s for the freaks
For the lost and weak
For the butterflies and devotees
For the disciples of our destiny

And like the underdogs we are
Shining bright but now disappeared
And like the underdogs we are
Passing like some fading stars
Like some fading stars

This one’s for the freaks
Beaten down and lost
The shy and withdrawn
Or just out of touch

May you stay like freaks
May you make mistakes
May yr will never break
For underdogs revenge is sweet, revenge is sweet

And like the underdogs we are
Shining bright but now disappeared
Like the underdogs we are
Passing like some fading stars
Like some fading stars

This one’s for the freaks
People like you, need to fuck
To fuck People like me
People like you, need to fuck
To fuck People like me
This one’s for the freaks for the lost and weak
This one’s for the freaks

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What is your name? Mark
How old are you? Same age as Johnny Depp
What is your zodiac sign? Capricorn
Where were you born? Same hospital as John Lennon
Where do you live now? Wherever I am
What color eyes do you have? Blue
What color hair do you have? Above or below waist?
How tall are you? About 8" lying down
How much do you weigh? Same as baby Hippo
What is your race? Human-ish
What is your worst fear? Soiling myself...AGAIN
Do you smoke? Occasionaly
Do you drink? Are you buying?
Do you cuss? Borderline Tourettes
Do you use drugs? Daily
Do you play in a band or play an instrument? No I'm crew
Do you have any tattoos and/or piercings? 2 piercings, left ear
Do you suffer from depression disorder? Sometimes
How do you want to die? Having the best sex I've ever had...
Have you ever tried to commit suicide? No, but regularly contemplate it, maybe one day?
Have you ever purposely caused harm to yourself? Frequently
Are you obsessive and/or compulsive? Possibly
Are you a violent person? not since the castration
Do you take your anger out on other people? Yes I'm a horrible bastard
Do you blame other people for your mistakes? Not if I know it
What is your favorite food? Anything on a butty.
What is your favorite drink? Tea
Do you own a pair of converse? No
Do you own a pair of Dickies? Dickie's what?
Would you ever kill yourself or someone else? How much are you offering?
Are you a virgin? Born Again if I don't get some Poon soon!
Are you kinky? Only if the option is avalable
Do you like biting? sometimes
Do you masturbate? Yes do oral too. Do you want my price list
Do you watch pornography? The internet IS for porn!
Have you ever dyed your hair an unusual color? Tried but failed
Have you ever shaved your head? Yes
Are you religious? No
Do you have any self inflicted scars? Yes umpteen, Iggy made me do it!
What do you like most about life? new experiences
What do you dislike most about life? having to deal with people you dont really want to, usually neighbours.
Do you believe in love at first fright? Not for me, lust maybe.
Have you ever pierced a body part yourself? Yes
Have you ever had to beg for dinner money? No, we were on benefit[welfare]
Do you own a car? No
Have you been to jail? not yet
Are your clothes held together with safety pins? Occasionally
Do you have actual scars from punk rock shows? No
Have you held a job for less than a day? No
Do you own more than two pair of jeans? Yes
Have you ever been fired from your job because of your attitude? Yes
Does the world piss you off? No just most of the people, myself included!

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MUSIC

Addy is grooving to:

HIS music player...

A real mish-mash of old and new-ish. See MySpace page or launch stand alone player, subject to change.

Astral Weeks ...Probably my favourite ever album

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FILMS

Carry Ons...
If....
Gothic
Marx Brothers
St. Trinians...
Withnail & I

AUTHORS

Camus, Jim Butcher, Pratchett

TV

Black Donnellys
Dresden Files - pretty naff but hey Bianca!...OCCASIONALY
Ideal
The Mighty Boosh

YOU DIRTY 'KIN' BASTARD!!!

The English Vampire!

3 vampires walk into a pub.
The first one slams his fist down on the bar and says to the bartender "I want a mug of blood, now!"
The bartender shakily gets the vampire the mug of blood.
The second vampire walks up slams his fist down on the bar and says to the bartender "I want a mug of blood"
Again the bartender shakily gets the vampire the mug of blood..
The third vampire walks up and politely asks for a mug of hot water.
The bewildered bartender get the vampire the water.
As the vampire starts to walk away the bartender say to the vampire " I noticed that both your friends ordered blood and you only ordered water, why's that?"
To which the Vampire replies, "Well I was walking down an alley and I found a used tampon, so I thought I would have a cup of tea"

Shrimp cocktail anyone...?

Two morticicians, Mark & Roy, were working late, Mark was working on a body and Roy was doing paper work upstairs.
Mark runs up to Roy and says "Fuck me you got to check this, this old lady has a shrimp stuck in her pussy!"
So they both race down and Roy starts prodding around. He finds it and says, "Thats not a shrimp you prick, that's her clit!"
To which Mark replies "Well it tastes like shrimp to me"

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