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![]() ![]() ![]() Evil, Satanic, and Horror pictures ![]() ![]() CHUCK NORRIS LOST HIS VIRGINITY BEFORE HIS DAD DID! CHUCK NORRIS' TEARS CURE CANCER. TOO BAD HE HAS NEVER CRIED. CHUCK NORRIS' GIRLFRIEND ONCE ASKED HIM HOW MUCH WOOD A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD. HE THEN SHOUTED "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" AND RIPPED OUT HER THROAT. HOLDING HIS GIRLFRIENDS BLOODY THROAT IN HIS HAND, HE BELLOWED "DON'T FUCK WITH CHUCK!" A MAN ONCE ASKED CHUCK NORRIS IF HIS REAL NAME IS "CHARLES". CHUCK NORRIS DID NOT RESPOND, HE SIMPLY STARED AT HIM UNTIL HE EXPLODED. CHUCK NORRIS IS CURRENTLY SUING NBC, CLAIMING LAW AND ORDER ARE TRADEMARKED NAMES FOR HIS LEFT AND RIGHT LEGS. CHUCK NORRIS RUINS THE ENDINGS OF HARRY POTTER BOOKS FOR CHILDREN WHO JUST BOUGHT ONE FOR THE HELL OF IT. WHEN THEY START CRYING CHUCK NORRIS CALMLY SAYS "I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT," AND ROUNDHOUSE KICKS THEM IN THE FACE. CHUCK NORRIS ONLY MASTURBATES TO PICTURES OF CHUCK NORRIS. CHUCK NORRIS ALWAYS HAS SEX ON THE FIRST DATE. ALWAYS. THERE WERE ORIGINALLY 11 COMANDMENTS, BUT CHUCK NORRIS DIDN'T LIKE THE LAST ONE. IF YOU HAVE 5 DOLLARS AND CHUCK NORRIS HAS 5 DOLLARS... CHUCK NORRIS HAS MORE MONEY THAN YOU. WHEN CHUCK NORRIS TALKS EVERYBODY LISTENS. AND DIES. CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T THROW UP IF HE DRINKS TOO MUCH. CHUCK NORRIS THROWS DOWN! CHUCK NORRIS GRINDS HIS COFFEE WITH HIS TEETH AND BOILS THE WATER WITH HIS OWN RAGE. CHUCK NORRIS ONCE ATE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF SLEEPING PILLS. THEY MADE HIM BLINK. CHUCK NORRIS PLAYED RUSSIAN ROULETTE WITH A FULLY LOADED GUN... AND WON. FOOL ME ONCE SHAME ON YOU. FOOL CHUCK NORRIS ONCE AND HE WILL FUCK YOU UP. POLICE LABEL ANYONE ATTACKING CHUCK NORRIS A 45-11... A SUICIDE. CHUCK NORRIS DOES NOT OWN A STOVE, OVEN OR MICROWAVE, BECAUSE REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED COLD. CHUCK NORRIS IS CURRENTLY SUING MYSPACE FOR TAKING THE NAME OF WHAT HE CALLS EVERYTHING AROUND YOU. SUPERMAN ONCE WATCHED AN EPISODE OF WALKER, TEXAS RANGER. HE THEN CRIED HIMSELF TO SLEEP. THERES AN ORDER TO THE UNIVERSE: SPACE, TIME, CHUCK NORRIS... JUST KIDDING, CHUCK NORRIS IS FIRST. CHUCK NORRIS CANNOT LOVE, HE CAN ONLY NOT KILL. WHO'S BETTER CHUCK NORRIS OR GOD? TRICK QUESTION CHUCK NORRIS IS GOD. |
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