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“Fear the time when the bombs stop falling, while the bombers live- for every bomb is proof that the spirit has not died. And fear the time when the strikers stop while the great owners live- for every little beaten strike is proof that the step is being taken. And this you can know- fear the time when Manself will not suffer and die for a concept, for this one quality is the foundation of Manself, and this one quality is man, distinctive in the universe.”
-John Steinbeck, The Grapes of Wrath, chapter 14, page 151, paragraph 1

I am your wettest dream and your darkest nightmare.

I get whatever I want.

I play by the rules, MY rules.

The rules are: there are no rules.

I have no regrets.

There is no black or white, only gray.

All life is simply perception.

Plans are just promises waiting to be broken.

Everything happens for a reason.

The truth is what you believe.





Books- mainly classics
Art- Photography or poetry, mainly
Vampires
Werewolves
Dragons
Felines (animals in general)
Scars
Tattoos
Piercings
Bites
The Ocean (nature in general)
Big Cities
History
Movies
Fire
Stand up Comedy
Music- pretty much everything
Strawberries
Cinnamon
Margaritas
Lilies
My fire engine red Tiburon
Camaros
Travel
Daggers
Star Wars
Top Hats
Rain
Men (I adore masculinity)





Promises
Repetition
Women
Narrow minds
Propaganda
Clocks
Onions
Math
Chocolate (unless it's 85% coco or higher... and that's basically chewing your coffee)
Gold
Diamonds
Most cars with flames
Guns (if you're going to kill someone, make it personal)



Manson
Zombie
Scum of the Earth
Breaking Benjamin
Burden Brothers
Nightwish
Nickelback
Buckcherry
Happy Hardcore
The Union Underground
Stone Sour
Guns N Roses
The Smiths
Saxion7
The Rolling Stones
The Sex Pistols
Type O Negative
VNV Nation
Tool
NIN
The Cure
System Syn
Hinder
From Autumn to Ashes
Diary of Dreams
Crossfade
Atreyu
Blue October
The Fall of Troy
Jack off Jill
Assembladge 23
Korn




Phantom of the Opera
Casanova
Star Wars (all of them)
Spaceballs
V for Vendetta
Childs Play
The Bride of Chucky
The Seed of Chucky
Harry Potter (all of them)
Say Anything
Some Kind of Wonderful
Sixteen Candles
The Breakfast Club
Benny and Joon
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
Appleseed
From Hell
Pirates of the Caribbean (both of them)
Saw (all of them)
May
Oceans Eleven
Oceans Twelve
The Matrix (all of them)
Fight Club
Nightmare Before Christmas
Edward Scissorhands
Ice Age (both)
Indiana Jones (all of them)
Igby Goes Down
X-Men (all of them)
Lost Boys
Bramstokers Dracula
Mary Shelly’s Frankenstein
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Hellraiser (all of them)
Thumbelina
The Little Mermaid
Beauty and the Beast
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Monty Python and the Life of Brian


The World on Blood
East of Eden
Interview with a Vampire
Harry Potter (all of them)
Smack
The Grapes of Wrath
Catcher in the Rye
Red Badge of Courage
The Death of Vishnu
Shadows
Blood Legacy: The Story of Ryan
The Giver
The Chronicles of Narnia
Dolores Claiborne
Running with Scissors
The Halo Effect
To Kill a Mockingbird
The A to Z Encyclopedia of Serial Killers
Lord of the Flies
The Last Book in the Universe
The Picture of Dorian Gray




First off, I’m boring. I spend my time reading, going to class, and going to work. That’s me, for the most part. Yay me. Also, under this note. I flirt, a lot.





I’m currently going to get my associates of arts degree. Which is a fancy way of saying that I’m getting in my core credits so that I can focus just on my major and minor when I go to U.W.W (University of Wisconsin Whitewater).



I love my job. I sleep for a living. It can’t get much better than that. I help take care of the mentally and physically handicapped. That’s a 24 hour a day job (just in case you didn’t know). I’m there from 10 pm until 6 am. That’s when most people are in bed (just in cause you didn’t know). Once in awhile I get up to help someone, but usually they take care of themselves. I also volunteer where I work, so it’s still very rewarding to help people.




Oh, for the record, I both love and hate people. It’s kind of a strange thing, but I’m a Gemini so I have every right to be two faced and double sided. That covers that…



I adore animals. I love them. Any kind of animal captures my heart (well, mammals mostly... ). I suppose this love for animals is why my house is full of them. I have a beta fish (Buddeh), a gunie pig (Twiggy), two lizards (Little Richard and Miss Molly), a Chinese dwarf hamster (Razor), a Himalayan cat (Vodka), a black and gray Tabby cat (Zorro), a Blue Heeler (Hector), and a Dachshund dog (Coffee).





As I said, I read, a lot. I love books. If I want to, I can sit down and finish a book in a day- I’m talking about 300-500 page books. It all depends really. Usually, I don’t have the time to do it. I also love school. Yes, I’m a nerd/dork/geek etc. (we’ll cover this in more detail once we get to my obsession with Star Wars).





I also love photography. I was going to go to school for it, but I changed my mind. Mostly cause I don’t want to have to do something I love every day. I get bored of things pretty easily, so it would have killed the enjoyment. Go figure.



Speaking of finding things dull. I recycle people. Go ahead and say how mean and awful and shallow that is. I love when people tell me these things. The problem is, I get irritated and bored with people, probably because I’m so quick to adore them. It comes with being a Gemini again. Not to mention, I dislike most women. That makes me a hypocrite and a sexist. I’ll get along with a girl, and then I’ll realize how dramatic she is and get sick. If I want drama, I’ll watch the telly.





Also, unlike most people, I understand stereotypes. I don’t think they’re good or anything. But they are needed. A human’s brain is like a computer. It needs to organize, process, and compute things. The easiest way is through categories. As humans, we have an innate need to organize. All stereotypes are is organization.



For the record, I believe Darwin, not John, Mark, Luke, etc.






Next on the hit parade, is Star Wars. I’m crazy about it. If you want to know something about it, I can probably tell you. I’ve read hundreds of biographies on various characters, hundreds of books about how the movies were made, and watched the movies so much I’ve burned out my VCR.



I also am straight. Probably one of the few people left in the world that is not bisexual. But, that doesn’t mean I’m not a strong supporter of gay rights, transsexual rights, etc. I just figure that I’ve probably read a couple hundred profiles where the person says “I’m bisexual.” I thought I’d be an individual and say that I’m straight.





Also, in case anyone wanted to know what I look like…here it is: I’m Norwegian. That means I’m short (I'm 5'5 on my good days). However, unlike most, I have green eyes and brown hair. Fancy that, eh? Um, I also have two ears, which are pierced, lips, a nose, shoulders, a chin, a neck, a torso, hips, thighs, knee bone, funny bone, phalanges, a heart, two lungs, and no tonsils.

Wow, for being boring, I had a lot to say…