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I DO NOT AND WILL NOT PUT UP WITH DRAMA!!!
I am a mother of three wonderful girls they are my life!!!
I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR DRAMA OR BULLSHIT SO SAVE IT FOR SOME ONE ELSE.
I like getting my nails done
I like to dress up and have fun with friends. I like to drink once in a while. I like to sing, dance, and try new things.
I'm very out spoken. I don't care what people think, but I do have respect for people. So if you would like to know me on a personal level, please let me know. I am open to clean, fun flirting but that's as far as it will go.
P.S. If you knew me from years ago on here under EVILDALLBJ, and we were friends, please add me and let me know. I will add you too. Thanks!
~~Likes:
Spending time with mykids
singing and dancing
watching movies
listening to music
playing on computer
fishing
camping
playing pc games
Magic the gathering
Dungeons and dragons
Clubing when i get a chance
~~Dislikes:
rasist people
disrespect
abuse of any kind
protiction stamps
A funny story!!!
A guy woke up in the morning with a terrible hangover. Next to the bed was a couple of aspirins, a glass of water, and a note from his wife. "Honey, there's a hot breakfast waiting for you in the kitchen. Love, your wife". He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He stumbles into the bathroom and notices a huge black eye. After shaving, he goes to the kitchen, and sees that the hall mirror is broken too.
His son is in the kitchen and as he's eating his huge breakfast the guy asks the son what all this is about.
Well, last night you came home drunk off your ass, stumbled into the mirror and hit your head on the doorknob. Mom helped you to bed, and as she's trying to get your pants off you kicked her away and said "Get off me lady, I'm married".
NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL A PERFECT HUBBY LMAO!!!
RIP TO A GOOD FRIEND!!!
Member Since: | Nov 18, 2011 |
Last Login: | Jul 15, 2016 |
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