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***UPDATE 120514***
I logged on tonight with the sincere intention of updating this outdated profile, but after reviewing what I wrote all those long years ago I can only find one thing that needs changing and that is my age. I wish I could remain 31 for years, but until I am granted the boon of immortality by the divine that is not going to happen. However things have changed in my life. I have changed jobs numerous times; still minimum wage though. I have moved a couple of times, but I still don't own the Amityville Horror house or the Winchester House so I have nothing to brag about. I have gotten older and balder, but I deny that reality. Most of what has changed in my life are the sort of mundane things that I would not share here. Even if I knew for certain just what people wanted to know and was willing for them to know it I would not just simply tell them. Instead I would invite them to cross the threshold and wander through the wasteland of my insanity.
***UPDATE 120514***
It has been brought to my attention, that I ask without offerning anything in return.....now normally I would say Go to Hell and help speed them on their way. However in a terrifying moment of sanity, that I will most likely regret for the rest of my wretched life, I have decided to give the yammering whelps a bit of what they want. Damn I hate sobriety. Well to the rest of you who have found your way to this little corner of Hell.....well it is here and might as well enjoy it. Bon Apetite!!!!!!
What the hell to say:
Age 31
height 5 foot 10 inches.....wait a minute....damn am shrinking again.....would you beleive that when I got up today I was 10 foot tall?
brown hair.....brown eyes.

You know what I really hate these things.....everyone trying to be clever and stand out........You know what would really stand out here.....A preppy. Sad to say that in order to stand out here we must become that which most of us detest......I say to Hell with standing out.....I will blend in and when you least expect it I will strike.....and any left standing will just look around in wonder and say "Who the fuck was that? and what happened?"

In reality I am probably nobody that you would notice.....I am there.....always there....watching.....learning....storing information. Waiting until I am called to a higher and darker purpose to unleash my fury upon the world. Most will never notice me. I could be that rather plain man at the bar staring into his half empty glass. I may be the guy on the bus watching you discreetly over the top of my Clive Barker novel....or perhaps it was Stephen King that day. I am the one who blends.....I could walk into a business meeting and blend and with out changing even my shoes go to a club of most sorts and blend. I am the threat you will never see......I am the terror that grips your heart in an empty house......I am the harmless guy who nonetheless scare the shit out of you....I Am The One You Fear