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Are You a Phoenix or a Dragon? Yin or Yang
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YOU OWN THE DRAGON OF FIRE.....HE IS POWRFUL AND
FRIENDLY TOWARD YOU AN YOUR FRIENDS...HE IS
YOUR IDEAL DRAGON :)
You are a katana. You are the most balanced of
swords. Although you may be balanced, you are
considered a "hand-held guillotine"
Personally, you are my favorite out of all the
swords in existence.


What sword are you?
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your a hell demon. you love destroying things and
you love killing people its as simple as that.
How evil are you?
Your dark side is centered around Death. Anger
running through your veins, your soul is
confused between staying or leaving in this
pointless world. All you want is an open
creative mind to go with your lifestyle, no
conditions or judges, just loyalty to each
other, so you can finally live your perfect
exicting world you always wanted, life will
worth something. You will find what you want
when you believe in something more valuable
then death and when you appreciate your life.
What Tarot Card are you Most like?
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From witches who could change into cats with magic
spells, to tribes of anthropomorphic tigers
living in the jungles of Malaysia, to
bloodthirsty werecats of Japan who would prey
on humans for sustenance, tales of werecats
rival their more well-known werewolf cousins in
number.

Business minded and a natural leader, you are a canidate to be embraced by the Ventrue clan. You can be rather dominant with a high stamina however, you tend to have obsessive compulsive tendencies...especially when it comes to your food. You are the clan the others look to organize groups and factions. Generally princes are among this clan. What Vampire Clan Do You Belong To?

Mors

Destruction
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Which vampiric angel are you?

Alejandro, Angel of Destruction
The need to see death captivated Alejandro a mile from the exit of the Nether Realm. It came close to him and nearly took him alive, until he realized he was dreaming.

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What do you love about making love?

Love
You are a lover of love. You love to love and be loved. You are perhaps a hopeless romantic but those are rare nowadays. Think of it as a gift. Whether you are saving yourself for that special someone or you have already found him or her. You are part of an almost extinct species of human. The kind that believe in true love... Because love is truly beautiful!

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BLACK

I'll bet you expected this answer. You already knew
you were a DARK ANGELIC, didn't you? You
are similar to a demon but slightly different
in that you don't revel in evil...you revel in
pleasure. Your wings resemble an angel's but if
that's so then you are a Fallen Angel - your
love of sin caused you to be cast from the
Heavens. They are black as raven wings and are
nearly as dark as your desires. You are
faithless and love it - you believe there is no
Judgement Day to fear and so you can do what
you want! You have a refined concept of what is
sexy and a slightly chaotic sense of 'fun.' In
fact, you love chaos and view much of what you
do as a game. You are typically attracted to
those that will challenge your mind, power, and
wit...and are 'dangerous' people like you. It's
not unlikely that you are bisexual or at least
open to the concept, because you seek
excitement and passion everywhere and in
everyone. Chances are you have a special talent
for magick - you're a powerful being and you
know what you want. Like a Serpent of Eden you
like to try your powers of seduction and
manipulation, though your intent is rarely to
cause harm. You have a deep, dark sense of art
and/or poetry, because your mind is a deep,
dark place. While typically smirking, amused,
and sarcastic, you are capable of severe
revenge and a passion and intensity unrivaled
by any other. In your eyes life is for
enjoyment and pleasure - nothing else. If
you're not having fun in your own twisted way,
you're not happy. You are easily bored with the
vast majority of people. You are most likely
drawn towards the Gothic subculture and
probably adore Goth music, art, and style. Many
people look down on your seemingly careless
lifestyle and may even consider you 'slutty'.
Not true. You just know you're sexy and you're
damn proud of it. Dark Angels have an outlook
most like Satanists - loving sin and looking to
none but themselves for power. Congratulations!
You're my kindred spirit. As far as I'm
concerned - you know what life is REALLY about.
Have fun...Muahaha.


The Jackal

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What dragon species are you? (Stunning pics)

Shadow Dragon
Dark, evil, you are the evil breed of dragon. You lurk within the shadows of the night and attack with surprise. You prefer to stay alone, solitude is your best friend within your deep, dark cave or den.

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Congrats!!! ROAR!!! Your signiture song is
Slipknot's "Pulse of the Maggots"!!!
You are a maniac killer.
It doesn't matter who they are and what they
have or haven't done. You still want to kill
them. And for a simple reason only; it's fun.
Seeing people in pain is like ecstasy. Maybe
you have some sort of mental problems or you
are this way because of previous deep scars,
only you know. But now you are sadistic and
maybe you only like to see a special group of
people be in pain (e.g. preps). However you are
not the most social person in the bunch and
people think you are weird. That bothers you
somewhat but atleast you can entertain yourself
with daydreaming about killing them. After all,
they have no idea what's coming.

Main weapon: Explosives and torture
equpiment
Quote: "Insanity: a perfect
rational adjustment to an insane world" -
R.D. Lang
Facial expression: Wicked smile

You have a beautiful mind, one of the worlds to-be
great thinkers. You will succeed in life, just
give it time. If people don't understand you,
then it's because they don't understand life
and have no purpose to. Keep on keeping on, we
need more people like you.Take the quiz:
Are You Fit For Satan?

Yes
You are fit for Satan! Good for you. You've escaped the lies of Christianity and other white-light religions. You're not a victim of that crap...you're your own person, and you know the truth!

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What is your Paranormal gift?

Control of Fire
You're a little pyro, arn't you? Fire attracts you and you've learned how to control it, or even create that pretty little flicker of red, orange, and blue light. Be careful, though, you could set your friends, family, or even yourself on fire... try doing that to the enemies.

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snake. you fly off the hinge extremly eaisily. you
you are from the shadow realm! the shadow realm is

You Are Death Itself...The Grim Reaper! You Only

Your evil eyes are RED! Your evil. Cold hearted.

Your song is Down With The Sickness.

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Your element is Darkness: Self centered, strong

You are a Khaos angel. You are different from all

Demon - You are no angel at all, you're a demon! So
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Who would you be in the War of Armageddon?

Hell's Forces
You'd be best suited to fight as a demon in hell's army or a human in the earthly forces of The Antichrist. You're just plain destructive and bad-natured. You like to destroy and you have no remorse for doing so. You're partly psychotic and that usually gets you into trouble. You defend evil whenever possible and you cannot stand those who fight for a noble cause. You are controlled by a greater and more powerful leader but you make a good pawn, a tool. Be wary, for you will soon meet your match.

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Your deamon comes in the form of a crow. You wear

You are the Angel of Death. You may be a bit
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Which video game warrior are you?

The Nerevarine
You are what ever you want to be! You designed your own character at the beginning of the game, you even could have made a new one from scratch with the game editor. Then you go and kill stuff. Or steal stuff. Or kill and steal enough stuff to be able to buy membership in every faction there is, and rule them all!

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You are stunning to look at and to talk to. No

other type of Vampire has your creativity.
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You're LikeGanondorf!
You sum up one word: EVIL. Your strength lies within your powers. You want to rule the world so much, that your evil consumes it. You will do anything to get what you want. Though, evil consumes you and the world you fight so badly to get your clutches on, you yourself seem to be somewhat delirious in the fact that you've already got it. Great...another looney...have fun with that! :P Take the quiz:
Which Vampire Clan Do You Belng To?

Brujah
You're a rebel with (or without) cause! Clan quote: 'Think for yourself, or your better off dead. Either way I'M satisfied'.

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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore

Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very High
Level 7 (Violent)	Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Very High

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HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned
laundry hamper according to lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any
exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror -
make mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts,
etc.
Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth,
leg cloth, long loofah,wide loofah and pumice stone.
Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage
shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
Condition your hair with grapefruit mint
conditioner enhanced.
Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub
for 10 minutes until red.
Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and
jaffa cake body wash.
Rinse conditioner off hair.
Shave armpits and legs.
Turn off shower.
Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
Spray mold spots with Tilex.
Get out of shower.
Dry with towel the size of a small country.
Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and
towel on head.
If you see husband along the way, cover up any
exposed areas.

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:

Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of
the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom.
If you see wif! e along the way, shake wiener at
her making the 'woo-woo' sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
Admire the size of your wiener and scratch your
butt.
Get in the shower. Wash your face. Wash your
armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands and let the water
rinse them off.
Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the
shower.
Spend majority of time washing privates and
surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs
stuck on the soap.
Wash your hair. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.
Pee.
Rinse off and get out of shower.
Partially dry off.
Fail to notice water on floor because curtain
was hanging out of tub the whole time.
Admire wiener size in mirror again.
Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor,
light and fan on.
Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake wiener
at her and make the woo-woo' sound again.
Throw wet towel on bed.
Do they all do this?