Hi, my name is Mary. Don't really know how to talk about myself. I am a quiet one and not good at starting conversation. I am very shy. But deep down I feel like just letting go and telling half the world to fuck off. It is a fucked up world we live in. People are self absorbed and greedy. The government is corrupt, our gasoline prices are over the top, you never seen to be able to trust people, everything I want to eat is bad for me. I swear I am not emo, just a realist. Sure there is the good things in life, but they seem outnumbered by its opposite. Anyway, you probably don't want to hear all that crap.
Now to the interesting part
O.o
Here is where I start to go weird,lol
My wicked sense of humor just can't resist being involved in this profile.
(Voice says,"Shut up". ) I respond with," I really need to stop listening to those voices in my head."
Well, I guess you probably want to know more about me, as if I haven't said enough already,lol
I am not sure that you are ready for the real me. My name is Bubba. I am ugly as sin, have no teeth, I am 6 feet tall and have a hunchback. How cute am I sounding so far ?
I have sailor tattoos all over my body, even my eyelids. My bad breath will knock you out alone. Spent my whole life working at the Circus. I hate people, tend to be irreverent, have no life, belch and fart on my friends and will randomly out burst into strange noises. I have no sense of humor, tend to be clingy, hates the taxman, despises the church and fucked myself over and thanked myself later.
Yes, I am crazy. Proud of it and worked hard to get this way.
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