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Fist things first, I am a writer. I write poetry and short stories, but am currently working on two seperate works of Vampire fiction that will be done in the style of Graphic Novel.

This is the best old time radio show ever. It is called The Lodger.
Just copy and paste this link in your URL

http://www.supload.com/vid/the+lodger/884276388/mpg/

Your results:
You are Catwoman

Catwoman 80% The Flash 75% Supergirl 74%

You have had a tough childhood, you know how to be a thief and exploit others but you stand up for society's cast-offs.

Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz



The Kissing Quiz
Your score is 85. Kissing is definitely your thing and you do it well. Keep up your skills by kissing that special someone often







discover what candy you are @ quiz me


You are most like Harmony Bear. Harmony Bear helps others get along. This peace loving bear knows our differences are something to be celebrated, not something to keep us apart. When differences are brought together in harmony they create something beautiful. That's the meaning of her symbol a smiling flower with different colored petals.
Her Caring Mission is to help others overcome differences and get along. Her smiling flower symbol shows the beauty and happiness that comes from getting along with those around us. Her Personality is open and friendly. Her Character Quirk is that she's got a beautiful singing voice that seems to magically help calm others when they're upset. Her Color is Lavender. Her Best Friend is Friend Bear. Her Relationship Challenge is with Champ Bear. He can be so competitive sometimes. Motto is Good times get better when we get along together.


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RESULT:
TIE ME DOWN!
Your score indicates that you have no qualms about sticking it out for the long haul. You have the constitution of a committed person.

Wait, that didn't sound right - you have the strength of character, loyalty and tenacity to hold on tight to
your loved ones, even when the stormy sea of
love and friendship start shrinking your jeans.

When the time comes for you to start
thinking about settling down with your
chosen partner, you will be happy, ready
and willing to be stapled to them on the office
desk of eternity.

If I were a Neopet... I'd be a Peophin! Peophins are rare magical creatures. They are very shy and don't mix with other species very often They are rumoured to bring good fortune and happiness to those around them.

Which Neopet are you? Visit http://www.retrograde.org/quizzes/neopets/ to find out!

MY FAVE MUSIC

TENACIOUS D

TENACIOUS D_ F@CK HER GENTLY
This is a song, for the ladies
But fellas, listen closely

You don't always have to f*ck her hard, infact sometimes thats not right to do
Sometimes you gotta make some love, and f*cking give her some smoochies too
Sometimes you gotta squeeze, sometimes you gotta say please
Sometimes you gotta say 'hey'

Am gonna f*ck you..Softly
Am gonna screw you gently
Am gonna hump you..sweetly
Am gonna bawl you Discreetly

And then you say 'hey a bunch of flowers'
And then you say 'wait a minute Sally'
I think I've got something in my teeth
Could you get it out for me?
Thats f*cking teamwork

Whats your favourite posish?
Thats cool with me its not my favourite but I'll do it for you
Whats your you favourite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but i'll order it from ZANZABAR!

And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll f*cking f*ck you discreetly
And then I'll f*cking bawl you completely
but then.. I'm gonna f*ck you hard.



STEPHEN LYNCH

STEPHEN LYNCH D&D LYRICS
i got my twelve sided die and im ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew,
my friends are comin over to my moms basement bringin funyuns and the mountain dew,
i got a big broad sword made out of cardboard and that stereo's a-pumpin zeppelin,
its that time of the night we turn on the black light let the dungeons and the dragons begin,
it's d&d!
fighting with the legends of yore.
it's d&d!
never kissed lady before (nope).
now the lord of the rings the dark crystal and things,
we use these as a reference tool,
and when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes we're the coolest kids in the school...
no we're not
i know
now tiche's a real bastard but a fair dungeon master,
he's got hit points and charisma to lend,
i rehearse in my room or what i call the dragons tomb when im not im with my girlfriend,
its d&d...wait...
youve got a girlfriend?
yeah. yeah...no.
its d&d!
warriors that terrify.
its d&d!
virgins til the day we...
1,2,3,4!
die!



BERES HAMMOND



Beres Hammond & Cutty Ranks - Tempted To Touch (Love Mi Haffi Get Remix)

Intro: Cutty Ranks
Well yuh caan gwaan mek she tempt yuh Beres
Yuh must haffi get har yuh hear
(Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh yeah!!! yeah!!!)

Chorus: Beres Hammond (Cutty Ranks)
Hey little girl each time you passed my way I'm tempted to touch
(Baby girl, I love you more than diamonds and pearls) Oooh baby
The dress you wear, your perfume, keeps me wanting you so much
(Lord have mercy, I need you very very very bad) now I...

Verse 1: Cutty Ranks
Any lover weh mi waan mi haffi get (Get get get)
Any lover weh mi waan mi haffi get get get get
Any lover weh mi waan mi haffi get (Get get get)
Tell yuh if a lover weh mi waan mi haffi get
A could a Patsy, Marcia, and di one Princess
Come run dung Cutty Rankin live and direct
And when mi come a dancehall seh mi nah tek nuh check
Any lover weh mi waan mi haffi get (Get get get)
Any lover weh mi waan mi haffi get get get get
Any lover weh mi waan mi haffi get (Get get get)
Tell yuh if a lover weh mi waan mi haffi get

Verse 2: Beres Hammond
Now I'm gonna make sure of this time
A love like yours will never leave me again behind


Chorus: Beres Hammond (Cutty Ranks)
Hey little girl each time you passed my way I'm tempted to touch
(Scared it mek she gwaan tempt yuh eh?) Oooh, oooh oooh
The dress you wear, your perfume, keeps me wanting you so much
(Well mek yuh haffi get har) So much so much baby

Verse 3: Cutty Ranks
Because, love is a splendid ting
Lord mi seh love come up like joy it a bring
Lord mi seh, love is a splendid ting
Lord mi seh love come up like joy it a bring
Lord when yuh love yuh woman mi seh it is not a sin
Trollod a God mi know fi ride di riddim
Hitch up pon di riddim like a lizard pon a limb
Siddung pon di riddim like a tire pon a rim
Jook mi wid a pen Jah Jah charge yuh fi send
Her do (?) mi proud a mi livin
Gallang Cutty Rank cau yuh a shock xau yuh a sting
Di girl dem haffi crown mi king
Cau any lover weh mi waan mi haffi get (Get get get)
Seh lover weh mi waan mi haffi get get get get
Any lover weh mi waan mi haffi get (Get get get)
Tell yuh if a lover weh mi waan mi haffi get

Verse 4: Beres Hammond (Cutty Ranks)
Now I can't help thinking of you (Baby girl!!!)
Of all the lonely nights that you put me through
Come on baby let's get down, talk about it close the deal
Let's close the deal, HEY!!!
Good vintage wine sweet conversation you and I, let start it
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!!!

Verse 5: Cutty Ranks
I gwaan kiss har, hold har and run har dung
Two a we inna house dress up inna night gown
Hear di dog outside, stand up and a howl
Bust listen Cutty Rankin mi a di talk a di town
Any lover weh mi waan mi haffi get (Get get get)
Seh lover weh mi waan mi haffi get get get get
Any lover weh mi waan mi haffi get (Get get get)
Tell yuh if a lover weh mi waan mi haffi get

Outro: Beres Hammond
Good vintage wine sweet conversation you and I, let start it....


AMY LEE

Bring Me To Life lyrics
(feat. Paul McCoy)
how can you see into my eyes like open doors
leading you down into my core
where I’ve become so numb without a soul my spirit sleeping somewhere cold
until you find it there and lead it back home

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can’t wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
bid my blood to run
(I can’t wake up)
before I come undone
(Save me)
save me from the nothing I’ve become

now that I know what I’m without
you can't just leave me
breathe into me and make me real
bring me to life

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can’t wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
bid my blood to run
(I can’t wake up)
before I come undone
(Save me)
save me from the nothing I’ve become

Bring me to life
(I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside)
Bring me to life

frozen inside without your touch without your love darling only you are the life among the dead

all this time I can't believe I couldn't see
kept in the dark but you were there in front of me
I’ve been sleeping a thousand years it seems
got to open my eyes to everything
without a thought without a voice without a soul
don't let me die here
there must be something more
bring me to life

(Wake me up)
Wake me up inside
(I can’t wake up)
Wake me up inside
(Save me)
call my name and save me from the dark
(Wake me up)
bid my blood to run
(I can’t wake up)
before I come undone
(Save me)
save me from the nothing I’ve become

(Bring me to life)
I’ve been living a lie, there’s nothing inside
(Bring me to life)

ELEPHANT MAN

ELEPHANT MAN FT R. KELLY-BUMP BUMP!
Intro:
R. Kelly: This is big!!!!

Elephant Man:
Chi Town girls have di badonkadonk (OH!!!!)
ATL junk in di trunk a bounce (OH!!!!)
Jamaican girls pat yuh front a clump (Come on!!!)
Miami girls let mi see yuh jump, jump (Yep)
New York girls can shake that ass (OH!!!!)
St. Louis girls mi see yuh shake it fast (Come on!!!)
Midwest girls can shake that ass (Yep)
Ele and Kelly won't let dem pass, come on!!!

R. Kelly (Elephant Man):
We got the place surrounded y'all (Scoobay!!!)
This is big! (A weddy weddy weddy weddy weddy weddy weddy weddy)
Mic check (Ladies) One two I can't hear myself (Turn it up)
One two I can't hear myself (Turn it up) One two I can't hear myself (Turn it up)
So a, turn it up (Oh!) turn it up (Oh!)

Chorus: R. Kelly (Elephant Man)
I like it when your booty go bump, bump Ladies)
Girl make your booty go bump, bump (Come on)
How you make your booty go bump, bump
You got a whole lot a junk in your trunk, trunk (Come on)

Elephant Man:
Girls shake your booty don't stop, stop (Yep)
Turn around and make your booty pop, pop (Uh huh)
Girls shake your booty don't stop, stop
Make it clap (Clap) clap (clap) clap, clap

Verse 1: R. Kelly (*Elephant Man)
Haven't seen a booty like that since the rump shake
That's the kind of booty that makes your bed break
Girl hit the floor turn out the party
Love it when you shake and wind your body
You got me wantin to be with you all the time
You make me wanna pass them chips girls you are so fine
How 'bout me and you go jump in my car(Oh)
Talk about our future in my car
Take a ride to my spot in my car (Oh)
Now you in my bed screamin dada (Oh)
Don't make no sense how you bring your body down now
Bring it back up and roll it all around now
Clap clap your so good clap clap (*Clap Clap!!!)
The way your bendin it over clap clap (Alright)
Your the girl in the top five videos
By tomorrow this will be number one
In or way upside down on the pole
Pretty mama you know your dead wrong (*Get jiggy gal)
Girl you roll it like a boat, when you shake it to the floor
When I get you in the door this murder she wrote
See you the hottest chick in the club, sexy superstar hands up
Girl you bump it like that ass is a truck
Roll it around like, that ass on dubs

Chorus: R. Kelly
I like it when your booty go bump, bump
Girl make your booty go bump, bump
How you make your booty go bump, bump
You got a whole lot a junk in your trunk, trunk

Elephant Man:
Girls shake your booty don't stop, stop
Turn around and make your booty pop, pop
Girls shake your booty don't stop, stop
Make it clap (Clap) clap (clap) clap, clap

Verse 2: Elephant Man
Back to how she a wiggle di wiggle di booty like a pro
(Back it up) Mek Kelly go so whooa
She mek di richter scale mek yuh head point oh
Like Christina Milian yuh fi dip it low
(Forget di aftaparty) Let's roill
There's no wait no more let's go
(Show love) Qid Jamaicans, Haitians, Bajans
(Full to capacity) No more accomodation
How dat gal deh a wine a must a Jamaican
How she shake dat booty yuh can tell a who a di fake one
(Earthquake) Girl shake yuh booty mek yuh body shake
(Earthquake) So yuh shake yuh body so yuh wreck di place
(Earthquake) Yuh melk everybody evacuate
Heavyweight ma let yuh bootyb shake, shake
Shake, riba, riba, shake it senorita
Shake it like yuh come from Costa Rica, mamita

Chorus: R. Kelly
I like it when your booty go bump, bump
Girl make your booty go bump, bump
How you make your booty go bump, bump
You got a whole lot a junk in your trunk, trunk

Elephant Man:
Girls shake your booty don't stop, stop
Turn around and make your booty pop, pop
Girls shake your booty don't stop, stop
Make it clap (Clap) clap (clap) clap, clap

Verse 3: R. Kelly (*Elephant Man)
All of the ladies think I'm sexy
Cause when I walk through the club I gets lots of love
Oooh Kells your the one that I'm dreamin of
Girl all I wanna be is your fantasy
In your dreams take you to my ecstacy
All alone in my room just you and me
When we awake it will be a reality
Girl I'll have your body singin oooh la la
Once I turn it over and hit it real hard
Boo my only mission is to make you see stars
Put me up to bat and I'm a knock it out the park
Shake ya ass riba riba like your Mexican
(Uh oh uh oh) The way your frakin it
(Uh oh) The way your doppin it (Uh oh)
And when you bring it back up and move it in slow motion
(*Earthquake) Make me wanna move a little closer
(*Earthquake) Get you out of here and get somewhere and stroke it
(*Earthquake) Because the way you move it's out of control
Clap clap your so good clap clap, the way your bendin it over clap clap

Chorus: R. Kelly
I like it when your booty go bump, bump
Girl make your booty go bump, bump
How you make your booty go bump, bump
You got a whole lot a junk in your trunk, trunk

Elephant Man:
Girls shake your booty don't stop, stop
Turn around and make your booty pop, pop
Girls shake your booty don't stop, stop
Make it clap (Clap) clap (clap) clap, clap

Bridge: R. Kelly (Elephant Man)
All of the sexy ladies in this club (Ladies yuh lookin like a mermaid)
Throw your hands up come on throw your hands up
Throw your hands up come on throw your hands up
And if the DJ is rockin this club (Ladies, come on)
Throw your hands up come on throw your hands up
Throw your hands up come on throw your hands up

Chorus: R. Kelly
I like it when your booty go bump, bump
Girl make your booty go bump, bump
How you make your booty go bump, bump
You got a whole lot a junk in your trunk, trunk

Elephant Man:
Girls shake your booty don't stop, stop
Turn around and make your booty pop, pop
Girls shake your booty don't stop, stop
Make it clap (Clap) clap (clap) clap, clap





BEENIE MAN


CECILE


JOSH GROBAN


MY FAVE MOVIES

Training Day

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Batman Begins

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The Usual Suspects

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Scarface

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POTC

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