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Leech (2.00) |
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| Birthdate: |
January 1, 2007 |
| Age: |
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Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot.
Who calls you back when you hang up on him.
Who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead.
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
Who holds your hand in front of his friends.
Wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.
Wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her."
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother, I'm a sinner, I'm a saint, I do not feel ashamed. I'm your hell, I'm your dream, I'm nothing in between, You know you wouldn't want it any other way
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects - while you slept!
Annually you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Annually you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
In a lifetime 22 workmen will have examined the contents of your dirty linen basket.
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests.
Daily you will breath in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
And people think *I* am neurotic because I wash my hands and carry sanitizer... HMPF
There she sits, her golden hair glowing in the dim light. Although you have seen her many times before, you have only ever seen her from behind. Once you even followed her brilliant locks around Boston and when you blinked she disappeared into the darkness. Now here she is, amongst these dusty walls of knowledge and this time she will not escape your sight. You depart on a journey around this library, never once taking your eyes off of her. You are entranced. As you round the front of her you realize you have two choices; to go straight and lose her for a few steps or to turn left and walk directly toward her risking detection. You make the only choice you can. Walking toward her you attempt to remain stealth but none the less you are detected. She looks up from her mass of books and in her icy blue eyes you are frozen.
What to do, what to do.
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