If you don't want a honest answer, don't ask me a question. In fact, stop reading this right now because I don't want to get to know you. I am very blunt, very open, and very honest. I'm a wicked lil thing, with a sassy spirit. I wear my heart on my sleeve. I have an Irish heritage, and I am very proud of it. I currently live in Texas. I'm not easily angered, but when I do get angry I am cruel, cold hearted, and vicious. I am very loyal to my friends. If you mess with them, its the same as messing with me. I may be a girl, and I may be only 5' 6", but that won't stop me from kicking your ass. I love to write. Stories, songs, poems.... it doesn't matter. I write anything and everything. I enjoy a good game of Questions. I am very clever and quick witted. If you want to play at anytime let me know. I love a challenge. I'm very energetic and random. There are times when I will seem guarded and bitchy, but don't let that fool you. I laugh a lot. I have a great sense of humor. I can't hold a grudge even if I tried. If I have a problem with you, I tell you then go on like nothing happened. I like star gazing, and taking walks at night. I have no tolerace for liars, cheaters, or anyone who likes to start drama. I like people who know how and when to have a good time. I want to meet a guy who can actually carry on a deep conversation without staring at my boobs. Hell, I'd just settle for a guy who can carry on a deep conversation. I am very complex, yet I am a very easy person to get along with. There is a lot about me that I could tell you, but that would take the fun out of answering your questions. So if there is anything you want to know.... go ahead and ask me.
NOTE: Just because you ask, doesn't mean that I'll answer.
Get Your Sexy Name
Random Shit About Me That People Never Think To Ask
OR
Things That I'm Tired of Answering:
*I am 18....Now stop asking me that.
*I play tackle football. Not that sissy-two hand touch shit.
*I read like crazy.
*I learn best by hands on experiance *wink wink* hehe
*Im a major flirt. but just cuz I flirt it doesnt mean Im interested.
*For all you horny bastards out there who keep asking: YES I am single. NO I am not interested so fuck off if thats all you want.
*Im easily amused. I swear I have ADD.
*I love getting massages, and I give good ones too :)
*I am not a lesbian. I am strickly dickly.
*I can and will tell you to kiss my ass if I decide that I dont like you.
*I have a REALLY dirty mind, so please excuse any sexual inuendos that I may or may not make.
*I have huge boobs and I hate them. They get in the way of EVERYTHING.
*I love photography. I took all the pics of me that you see on here.
*I like learning different languages and throwing lil tidbits into my sentences.
*I have no problem getting naked in public.
*Tequilla doesnt make my clothes fall off.... vodka does XD
*I'll hit you if you piss me off.
*If you message me and I dont like what you say or I just dont want to talk to you, I'll be rude to you.
Curse of the Vampire
But first, on earth as vampire sent,
Thy corse shall from its tomb be rent:
Then ghastly haunt thy native place,
And suck the blood of all thy race;
There from thy daughter, sister, wife,
At midnight drain the stream of life;
Yet loathe the banquet which perforce
Must feed thy livid living corse:
Thy victims ere they yet expire
Shall know the demon for their sire,
As cursing thee, thou cursing them,
Thy flowers are withered on the stem.
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This is my new Friend,
Happy bunny.
He's crazy.
Put him on your page
and help him to world
DOMINATION or else
he will come to your house
and chew your nipples off.
Okay that's it. Stop reading my goddamn page and rate me already. Geeze people.... I mean why did you read all that anyway? Im not THAT interesting. Don't you have a life or something? Do you realize that you are never going to get the time that you just wasted on my page back? Have you lost your mind? Are you loco en la cabsa? Really... this is just getting ridiculous. You have yet to stop reading. That's just sad. VERY VERY sad. Are you bored? Lonely? Addicted to my page? Is that it? You're addicted? Do I need to start a support group? Well okay... I think I can do that.... but I'm not coming to any of the meetings in case you're some creepy stalker person. Im going now okay?....... Bye..... No, no. PLEASE dont get up. I'll show myself out.
