About Me: 
Μαικγ Is what to call me, that's not my real name obviously. This is for both your protection and mine, mainly mine. It's been quiet a while since I updated my "about me" paragraph and frankly I'm having a hard time defining myself in just a few sentences. There are many things I do not wish to share with you as well; If you don't like this, then I suggest you don't talk to me. Notice the use of the semi colon, why don't people know how to use one of those? People, myself included are tragically flawed beings and as such I will not make you be a friend to me nor make you my friend unwillingly. I am a very opinionated person who will speak his mind, regardless of the feelings he may hurt. Lying I find is a very useless thing to do except in circumstances where to not lie would cause you personally great harm. If you've managed to get this far in my profile and you aren't yet legally an adult, or at least moments away from such I would ask you to leave now. 
 
Here is some odd things I failed to mention on previous incarnations of my online life profile. I used to write poetry; quite often the whiny emo, pseudo Gothic self pity kind. I'm rather a stickler for grammar/spelling and sometimes comment people just to say "Ahem, You spelled this woord incorrectly" I consider religion to be mostly worthless. I sometimes study some things from Taoism, and other philosophies but don't really consider it to be my religion. I support the factual theories of evolution. I have somewhat of a temper when it comes to ignorance, the religious, certain sub-sects of society. Sometimes I don't bother to write back to people in the hope they won't bother me ever again. Which brings me to another thing that's part of my life, disappointment. family members, myself and much of my friends up to this point in my life have had that affect on me. It's not always their fault because I have high standards of judgement when it comes to certain areas. My job at the moment is very stressful with odd working hours. When I am not there I play at social networking and online games. I watch many, many movies as well because even if bad I can laugh at the stupidity of the fact that someone spent money on them. I despise all sets of classes in society and think they should be abolished, which is otherwise known as socialism. I rarely pay much attention to TV, or celebs or any of that mainstream stuff. Not that I bother with much of the alternative either. I don't have many friends online or off, my personality takes getting used to and even then its sometimes intolerable; You've been warned. |    |   Rating Policy: Sorry folks but I no longer go on rating streaks. Don't ask me to or suggest that I should change any old rates. I have zero desire to continually rate things in order to maintain status, I only rate what I want. 
 
 Honor Policy: Public Honors will be returned when I have the ability to do so. If I choose to take honor from you, I won't hide the fact either. 
 
 Message Policy: 
 I will not talk to you if............... 
-  Over-sized graphics
 
 -  Lack of "about me" content 
 
 -  Too much about how you're in the military
 
 -  ICP / psychopathic records 
 
 -  Satanism or extremely christian
 
 -  Vampire Role Players (ie I'm 1000 yrs old, worship me or I won't turn you)
 
 -  Emo / Scene
 
 -  Anything to do with Teen Pregnancy
 
 -  You SPAM messages saying you rated and added me or whatever, I honestly don't care.
 
 -  Care more about ratings then you do about talking to people.
 
  
 
 
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 Don't Talk To Me: 
 
  If you are a "Mall Goth" 
 If you think you're hardcore, LOL's you're a pussy, try living on the streets where you have hurt to survive on a daily basis. Trust me you a wimp. 
 You wear pants with wording on the ass, but get upset when someone reads it. blah stupid whores. 
 Think you the hottest thing ever. [ I know I don't drop jaws, but that is just plain rude ] 
 If you try to get a friendship going with me, then STOP all of a sudden, this seems like an epidemic lately; Seriously, either choose to be my friend or not within a few msgs, then stick with the decision. Don't plod along barely replying if you don't really give a shit. 
 If you fall too hard, too fast for people, yea I'm a big romantic and a crush-a-holic but I'm not one of those "OMG I'm so in love with someone I've known a week". 
 If you use words like n-gg-r or c-nt, totally unacceptable. 
 Talk about how much your life is more important then the rest of us, we have feelings you know & they fucking mean something to us. 
 & lastly if you yell at me for talking to your significant other, even flirting, if you don't like it have them tell me not to. Stupid BF's.  
Is that too difficult?, Fuck'N Wastes of Oxygen. 
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 Malkavians: 
This clan is dysfunctional. That is because you are a Malkavian. Something is poisonous about this clan's blood that drives all those embraced to madness. However, in this madness, you tend to have great insight. Unfortunately, people just take it as senseless ramblings. In every family there is an insane one.  At first glance, the members of Clan Malkavian do not appear to be a clan at all; they are chosen from all races, creeds and social strata. But Malkavians, regardless of mortal standing, bear one disturbing commonality: They are all quite mad. Whether from the clan's choice of victims, the circumstances of the Embrace, or some property in Malkavian blood itself, all Malkavians go insane shortly after the transformation (if they were not insane to begin with). Accordingly, many Malkavians find themselves pariahs, ostracized by a vampiric society fearful of their random urges and capricious whims. Wiser Kindred, however, prefer to keep the madmen close at hand: Behind the Malkavians' lunatic cackling and feverish rantings lie smatterings of insight, even wisdom. 
 
Detailed RPG Info: 
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What I Am: 
 A huge flirt, I like talking but only online, in person I might as well be invisible, no one gives me the time of day.. 
 I’m Vampiric: specifically I think of my self not as a vampire but as someone that practices vampirism. Have many young friends, not really by choice, they just seem to be what I can speak to. 
 I was  Homeless for almost 2 and half years so if you think I will put up with your petty lives, no thanks. 
 I consider myself to be  A-Sexual Bi-Romantic. Though I do prefer women. 
 My real age is  30, but I can pass for 16 believe it or not. 
 Not a christian, pagan, muslim, jew or satanist. I just am a  person. 
 I'm prone to outbursts of feelings given that I'm a  Capricorn . Not "emo" per se. Just a moma's boy grown up. 
 I'm very Happily Single at the moment. |  My Traits: avoidant  unproductive  low self control  undesirable  
 2nd guesser  depressed  negative  suicidal  
 irritable submissive  unassertive  introverted  
 reveals little  friendless  reclusive observer  
 invisible  nihilistic  wacko  protester  
 alone  distrusting  suspicious  paranoid  
 phobic  anti-authority  shameful  unfocused  
 messy  weird  liar  loner  dark  weak  
 bizarre  insane  unsympathetic  unhappy  
 worrier  artistic  daydreamer  obsessive  
 hopeless romantic  quiet  effeminate emotionally sensitive  |  S.t.a.r.t. 
Sentimental:  
 
 
Trust: 
 
Affection: 
Reliability: 
Tact: 
 
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Emotional & Romantic. Exhibition or manifestation of feeling or sensibility, or appeal to the tender emotions, in literature, art, or music. Refined or tender emotion. 
Confident expectations.  The obligation or responsibility imposed on a person in whom confidence or authority is placed. 
Love. A tender feeling toward another; fondness. 
Capable of being dependable. 
A keen sense of what to say or do to avoid giving offense. Skill in dealing with difficult or delicate situations. 
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Current Stats: 
 |  Age 
Sign 
Sex  
Eye Color  
Hair Color  
Body Type  
Hometown  
Location 
Occupation |   | 30 
Capricorn 
Boy  
Sky Blue  
Auburn  
Lean 
San Diego, CA  
Omaha, NE 
Catering |  | Phobias: |  Agoraphobia 
Anthropophobia 
Chiraptophobia 
Amaxophobia 
Coulrophobia 
Carnophobia 
Jello |   | Crowds 
Society 
Being touched 
Being in cars 
Clowns evil 
Meat, I don't eat it 
Unnatural/Evil.  |  
  
 
 
  
 
 
| Adores: | Abhors: |  Vampirism  
Gothic Fashion  
Life in Music 
Inner Beauty  
Writing 
Writing Dark Poetry 
Socialism, real Democracy  
BLOOD mMm BLOOD  more BLOOD  
Not being like all the rest & Originality  
Aliens  
The Adams Family  
Reincarntation & Karma  
HTML  
Making my own Jewelry  
Skator, & Extreme Sports  
Pissing off the Religious Right  
Expanding My Mind & Liberal Minded People 
Protesting & Environmental Causes  
Drawing 0n Paper & Clothes  
Rock, Metal, Punk, Techno & Classic music  
Artistic People, & Art Itself  
Reading ~stuff~  
Humor, Satire, Sarcasm & Mockery  
& Other Stuff.   | Fake Persons 
Drama 
Mainstream 
Liars & Cheaters 
Clowns & Carnies  
Homophobes, Misogynists, Chauvinists, Racists 
Cops, & those who abide by Authority  
Wanabee Gansters  
Attention Whores  
Tobacco Smokers  
Government  
Industrial Society  
Walmart  
Commercialism & Capitalism  
Automobiles  
Holyier than Thou People  
Religion in General  
Lables & Stereotypes  
Being Homeless  
Hip-Hop, Spandex/Hair Metal & Top40  
War, Conflict, & Violence 
Stupidity & Ignorance  
Hicks, silvernecks & Country Folk  
& Most Importantly YOU !   |  
  
 
 
  
 
 
 
 
 
  
 
 
| Heros: |    
Shirley Manson |   
Bob Dylan |   
Chuck Palahniuk |   
Edgar Allen Poe |   
David Bowie |   
Kurt Cobain R.I.P. |   
Marilyn Manson |  
  
  
 
  
 
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