IM #m3!!!
Have N3Vr PhySIcally hAD n*€ childReN; AlTHO, I HV BAE B'z all OVRR!!
GoiN threw SuM LeGal ProBLemS aT THA MOMeNT!!!
Favy CoLorS r Red n PinK n MaROOn!!
Favy Movie iS FeaR n LoaThinG N LaS VeGas!!!
Im ProLly The ReALiSt IndividuaL yo WiL Ever m33t!!
Cant StaNd TO B Lied too!!! W3 KaN
Get Threw N*€, N*€ thinG ELsE!!!
jiZzz DoNt Lie to Me!!
ZWASTIKA WUZ Múh ORiGiNal BIRTh NAMe; AlTHO Muh FaThR AlMOST IMmIdienTly MOVed mWA N ThA laDy ThAT I call MUM: AlTHO, SHe HaS NVr claIMed NOR STATED ThAT SHe WUz Muh BIRTH MOTHER; TO TeXAS! I SUPpOSE I WUZ n N3ED OF a TeXaS STATe iSSUeD BIRTh cErTificATe; SO ThEY WORKEd SUmThinG OUT! Muh BiRTh ceRTificATe STaTeZ I WUZ BORn 3-7-1986, YeT muh ORiGiNal Du3 DATe WUz On 2-28*leAP yR THAT YR~
SOO BSSH DUNnO PERciSely Muh ACTUally BiRFDAY I SUpPOSSe, NONe ThA leSS, I claiM MARCH 7TH!!!
N*€ way'Z Th3Y WUd NOT allOW Muh ORiGinal NaME TU B ON a TeXAS BIRTh CERTiFicATe; SOO ThEy HadA TOO PRESENT An alTerNaTiV NamE!!!
SOO I ASSuME; Muh Daddy WUz lyK: Well Hell, Will JUST naME ThA SPONZORSKÝCH OF LuciFeR AFTR yO, muh BelOVeD AnGel! AHAHAHA IM NOT SHuRr, BuT PROBABli HOW iT HApPeNeD!!!
SO I GOT nAMEd ChRiSTi AFTR THa ON3 I call Mum'!! ChriSTiNe iS HeR mIDdle NAmE!
lemME jUS SAY: IT WUZ lyK I WUz ThA GROWn On3 n SHe WUz ThA YOUnG OnE!!!
SHe WUz SOO FeKIN InNoCcenT n Shy n ecT.! I mAD HeR VeRy NERVOuS n MiGHT HV 3Vn DUN ThinGz I DU NOT recall TU SKaRE HER wEN I WaZ YOUNG!!!
I ReMEmBR BeinG 6 n TRyinG Tu FiGuRe OUT y SHe DiDNT UNDrSTAnD a lOT, BuT NOW I REAliZzz iT WUZ BcUz ShE WUz COMPleTely n TRuely inNocenTz!!!
SHE GaVE BIRTH TU aN TRU iNnOceNT ANGel JuS aS HeR SelF AlMOST a MONTh AFTR I TURNd 6!
O YeSS; I AlSO HV a HF BRO OF muh DaDdyZ THATZ 6 yrS OldR ThAN ME!!!
N*€ waYz WE PURTY Much PROTeCTd THeM FM THa CRuel WOrld Till Blah Blah Blah n I MOVd OUT Due TU MuM" n TheY DiVOrcd n NOW Th3Ve BIN XPOSeD!!! iTS TRuely ON3 OF ThA SADeST ThinGz!!!
ThER DiFferENT n AlMOST n A PERmANTe STATe OF SHOcK OF HOW HUMaNS n OThR INDiVidualZ KUD B TO OnE ANOTHR!!!
AN UNFORTuNATely; I HV chAnGd a lOT DURinG THA PROceSS OF TRYinG TO INTrPReT, see, N COMpREHENd ThinG'z AS THER InnOCEnCe SOul'z n MINdS PREceVd TH3M!!!
IT'$ HORRiBle!!! I'V BeKUM SUmWHAT OF A : lORDé, iF yO Will; N I MEAN BY BEiNG ON3 OF THA FAIReST OF THeM all!!!
N FeK THAT!! iT SUX!
WEN I WUZ YUNGR; I KUD SImPly lUK n ON3Z EYeZ n THEN PUNISH ThER EVil n WRONGz WiTH EVil *WIT ME OWn WiTTl TWiST- N Blah BlaH Blah!!! WUZ NTRTAINinG, FuFillinG, N PUniSHmENT FO ThERR UNRIGHTeOUSNeSS!
UGH; NOw, I FeKIN WUN KNO WhY ThEY Did iT, WHa ACTION cAUSE ThAT SORT OF ReACTION, IF I KHAN SEE SUm SORTA REISON n ThER BliND WRONG'z!!!
NOT aS FUN!!!
BUT SINc OThRZ HVNT BIN FaIR TOO ME WiT ThER UGly H8Ful MADneSS IM TrYnA STOP lUKIN AT WHA GUD" MUFuKRZ SAW n DOiN THE Cruel SIN'z , N GET BAK TOO SEEinG CORRECTly!!! ThAT a loT OF ThA TyM ThER BEHAVIOR N AcTiONz AR UNKald FO RUD3 N fAR fAR FM RIGHTEOUS!
ThAT I AM NOT JESUS; CHriSTi, SOO FEK SAViNG THA FOOLz! IM NO ANGEL:SO TRI N AVOID GIVn GRAcE, 3SPEcially WEN THEY KNEW N STill CHOSE TU B DISReSPeCTFul, AR SIMply NU BETTR!!! N IM NOT FLUcKIN GOD; SO THEREFORE, IM NOT AS 'GUD AT FORGIVn JUS BcUZ MUFuKaS Decided TOO BEGIN lUVN JeSUS AFTR iT WUz MandiTORy FO THEM UNloYal FuX TO B SQUARE wiT GOD!!!
N*€ WAYZzz lemME QUiT
AHAHAH
