DESMODUS ROTUNDAS
I am Desmodus, I am the Hunter, not the prey!
I am 6' and tip the scales at 377 lbs. I am usually bald or close cropped. I am 37 years old (in this life).
I have three children. There is only one child (daughter) left at home. I am the proud grandfather of one, man-child.
Several other entities share my abode. Smokey (german shephard), Jevus (parrot), Kitty (cat) and five fish.
LIKES: Spending time with my family. Going to movies with my daughter. Honest peaple. Sexy ladies, not so sexy ladies and ordinary ladies (lol). A cold beer and watching wrestling (SmackDown).
DISLIKES: Thieves, liars and dishonest people. Country music. Long lines at the theaters. People who abuse and hurt children. People who abuse or hurt animals. The LifeTime movie network. People who bitch, complain and threaten lawsuits if not hired (then get the job and don't do SHIT).
MUSIC: ICP, METALLICA, MEGADEATH, NINE INCH NAILS, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, ANTHRAX, SLIPKNOT, KITTIE, OZZY, ROLLINS BAND, ROB ZOMBIE AND MANY OTHERS.
MOVIES: Pitch Black, Chronicles of Riddick, The Hills Have Eyes, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Saw I&II, Star Wars, Battle Star Galactica, Saving Private Ryan.
Lets not forget, ROB ZOMBIES.............
HOUSE of 1000 CORPSES
OTIS DRIFTWOOD KICKS ASS!
Otis
This guy is the real deal. It doesn't get more, crazy, disgusting, insane, brutal, or psychotic more than this. He is the servant to Dr. Satan. He will chew you up and spit you back out. Literally.
BABY, THE HOTTEST PSYCHO BITH ON EARTH
Baby
This sexy blonde is just like her mother, Mother Firefly. She is cute, funny, and evil. She seems to be "murder buddies" with Otis. Oh and, her favorite movie star isn't Marilyn Monroe.
CAPTAIN HOWDY, "WELL SHIT THE BED"!
Captain Spaulding
He seems like the all around good guy. He likes to play jokes, entertain all his guests at his homestyle K.F.C. thrill-ride.
TINY, LAID BACK, SHY LADY KILLER
Tiny
This giant wears a mask to cover up burns he suffered when his father lit his bed on fire. He warms up to the female ... hes a real lady killer.
