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Come my house of hell. To where there is no sun, no moon, and where nothing can live.

All listen well to the story I'm going to tell: Give me your hearts so that you all can come to hell. Give me the souls of those whom have lost their lives. Sink your teeth into every human neck, and drain each and ever single one of their mortality. All together I can destroy the pethetic human race, and then we vampires can live our lives without hiding!



In my mind you all are here to give me a lesson in something. But what? Tell me what it is Please!!!

ALL WHO READ THIS GO TO MY JOURNAL AND LEAVE A COMMENT AT THE ONE CALLED "MY DREAM" AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!


ALWAYS FOLLOW THE RULES!!!!!!!!!

1. Cardio
2. The Double Tap
3. Beware of Bathrooms
4. Wear Seat Belts
5. No attachments
6. The “Skillet”
7. Travel Light
8. Get a Kick Ass Partner
9. With your Bare Hands
10. Don’t Swing Low
11. Use Your Foot
12. Bounty Paper Towels
13. Shake it Off
14. Always carry a change of underwear
15. Bowling Ball
16. Opportunity Knocks
17. Don’t be a hero (later crossed out to be a hero)
18. Limber Up
19. Break it Up
20. It’s a marathon, not a sprint, unless it’s a sprint, then sprint
21. Avoid Strip Clubs
22. When in doubt Know your way out
23. Zipplock
24. Use your thumbs
25. Shoot First
26. A little sun screen never hurt anybody
27. Incoming!
28. Double-Knot your Shoes
29. The Buddy System
30. Pack your stain stick
31. Check the back seat
32. Enjoy the little things
33. Swiss army Knife

SOMEONE SEND ME A MESSAGE AND TELL ME WHAT THE MOST POWERFUL THING IN THE WORLD IS AND I TELL YOU WHAT IT IS AND THE REASON!!!!!!!!!!