I'll be straight with everyone. I'm not Gothic. I'm not going to come in here saying I am because I'm not a poser...I just ...well you could say, I have a thing for Gothic girls. Well no I guess I would call it a Vampire/Gothic Fetish. Or as I call it myself a Dark Fetish. But yeah thats why I am here. Any way I'm 6' with dark hair and light blue eyes. I'm about 175lbs. I am in pretty good shape I guess. I just dont have one of those rock hard bods every girl goes crazy over... =(
I do consider myself somewhat of a nympho =D
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Do you kiss your momma with that mouth? Grrrr
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Im certain now that I want to be with a gothic girl. Its hard to hold my interest... but a gothic girl takes the cake!
the creation of a pussy
7 wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
1st was the butcher, smart with wit.
using a knife he gave it a slit.
2nd was a carpenter, strong and bold.
with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
3rd was a tailor, tall and thin.
by using red velvet, he lined it within.
4th was a hunter, short and stout.
with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
5th was a fisherman, nasty as hell.
he threw in a fish, and gave it a smell.
6th was a preacher whos name was McGee.
touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
last came a sailor, a dirty lil runt.
he sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt.
~MUSIC~
1. slipknot
2. static-x
3. mudvayne
4. marilyn manson
5. NIN
6. pantera
7. ozzy
8. Korn
9. I.C.P. (fucking rocks!)
10. bone jar
11. adema
12.glassjaw
13.dope
14.gorillaz
15.pm5k
16.rob zombie
17.white zombie
18. greatful dead
19. ac/dc
20. pink floyd
21. black sabbath
22. the beatles(that music makes me happy)
alot more but I cant think of them right now
I do like some rap very little though
1. cypress hill
2. kotton mouth kings
3. method man
5. redman
6. snoop
7. lil john is pretty sik too it bumps
8. sum bone thugz-n-harmony
thats it though.
~MOVIES~
1. house of a 1000 corpse
2. the devils rejects
3. saw
4. saw2
5. hostle
6. american history-x
7. maximum overdrive
8. american werewolf in london
9. american werewolf in paris
10. underworld
11. underworld revolution
12. exorcist of emily rose
13. amittyville horror
14. army of darkness(that movie rocks)
15. dawn of the dead
16. fear and loathing in las vegas
17. full metal jacket
18. jarhead
19. how high
20. all the cheech and chong movies
21. bram strokers dracula
22. the friday movies
23. ace ventura movies
24. silver bullet old 80s werewolf movie
25. pumpkin head(that movie scared the shit outta me when I was lil)
more will be added as I think of them
movie line from fear and loathing....
~We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole multi colored collection of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. ~
~likes~
1. girls(especially gothic one)
2. fast cars
3. budz
4. adventure
5. playing with guns
there are others but I cant really think right now
~dis-likes~
1. snobby bitches who think they are too good for everyone
2. people who talk shit and cant back it up
3. posers
4. peanut butter
5. people who say one thing and do another
once again there is more but I like to keep it breif
~hobbies~
I enjoy doing this thing called urban assult riding. its a major adrenaline rush for me. also I am an adrenaline junkie. I am deathly afraid of heights, but I climb high things all the time for the rush.
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| TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey |
| Name: | Josh |
| Birthday: | 8-26-86 |
| Birthplace: | Ithaca, NY |
| Current Location: | Unfortunetly Groton, NY |
| Eye Color: | Light blue Sometimes almost green |
| Hair Color: | Brown |
| Height: | 6'1" |
| Right Handed or Left Handed: | Righty |
| Your Heritage: | Im a mutt |
| The Shoes You Wore Today: | my DVS all black |
| Your Weakness: | money, pretty girls and fast cars |
| Your Fears: | Spiders, I hate them fucking hairy things |
| Your Perfect Pizza: | Mushrooms, sausage, green peppers and hot sauce |
| Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: | Im not making any at this time |
| Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: | oh yeah |
| Thoughts First Waking Up: | son of a bitch |
| Your Best Physical Feature: | my quarter keg.... |
| Your Bedtime: | when ever I pass out |
| Your Most Missed Memory: | Grandma |
| Pepsi or Coke: | Coke bitch |
| MacDonalds or Burger King: | BK mofo |
| Single or Group Dates: | single |
| Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: | neither snapple |
| Chocolate or Vanilla: | neither strawberry |
| Cappuccino or Coffee: | Cappuccino with double shot expresso |
| Do you Smoke: | smoke what?!? |
| Do you Swear: | fuck no |
| Do you Sing: | in the car when Im alone |
| Do you Shower Daily: | um..is this a trick question? |
| Have you Been in Love: | perhaps |
| Do you want to go to College: | maybe when I find something that I want to learn aboot |
| Do you want to get Married: | perhaps |
| Do you belive in yourself: | nope |
| Do you get Motion Sickness: | nah |
| Do you think you are Attractive: | sasquach gets more pussy than me |
| Are you a Health Freak: | nope |
| Do you get along with your Parents: | my mom yes my dad needs to fucking catch aids |
| Do you like Thunderstorms: | yeah |
| Do you play an Instrument: | air guitar |
| In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: | maybe |
| In the past month have you Smoked: | smoked what? |
| In the past month have you been on Drugs: | oh too many |
| In the past month have you gone on a Date: | nope |
| In the past month have you gone to a Mall: | nope |
| In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: | I didnt know they had boxed oreos..where can I find sum? |
| In the past month have you eaten Sushi: | yep tasted like shit |
| In the past month have you been on Stage: | nope |
| In the past month have you been Dumped: | nope |
| In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: | in the shower |
| In the past month have you Stolen Anything: | nope |
| Ever been Drunk: | how drunk we talkin? |
| Ever been called a Tease: | yep |
| Ever been Beaten up: | yep by a girl none the less |
| Ever Shoplifted: | maybe |
| How do you want to Die: | in a car quickly and painless |
| What do you want to be when you Grow Up: | drug lord of columbia |
| What country would you most like to Visit: | Amsterdam |
| In a Boy/Girl.. |
| Favourite Eye Color: | Green |
| Favourite Hair Color: | Brunette |
| Short or Long Hair: | long |
| Height: | lil short ones |
| Weight: | nothing over 150lbs |
| Best Clothing Style: | any really it dont matter |
| Number of Drugs I have taken: | Um can I borrow a few fingers and toes? |
| Number of CDs I own: | I dont know |
| Number of Piercings: | none now |
| Number of Tattoos: | none |
| Number of things in my Past I Regret: | too many to count |
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| the "sex" survey |
| are you kinky? | I try to be, yes. |
| wich do you like better, biteing or grinding? | hmm.. lets go with biteing. |
| what do you think is the best way to turn your"lover" on? | talking dirty. |
| what do you hate most during makeing out, sex w/e? | um.. nothing. |
| what do you like most during making out sex w/e? | 4play. |
| name one major turn on | teasing. |
| would you rather someone say they want you , or express it through body language? | I like a challenge, so body language. |
| cuddling or making out? | there's a time for both. |
| would you ever have sex with a hooker? | maybe. |
| would you ever screw your best friends mom,,,, | if she were hott, yeah. |
| ever kissed a guy? | hell no. |
| hand cuffs, or leather straps | why not both? |
| whip cream or candle wax? | candle wax. |
| strawberry or cherry? | cherry. |
| giving or recieving? | both. |
| how long do you have to know somebody to have sex with them? | about 3 rounds? |
| planned or unplanned? | unplanned. |
| favorite position? | doggie...'woof woof'. |
| soft kisses or hard? | both. |
| hard and rough, or soft and slow? | there's a time for both. |
| do you make the first move? | try to. |
| name one person you want to kiss | Dita Von Teese. |
| do you,,,,, |
| run the next morning? | only if I don't like you. |
| roll over and fall asleep after its done? | smoke a stoge first. |
| are you,,,,, |
| open to new ideas? | all the time! |
| a tease? | maybe. |
| messing around with somebody right now? | no...='( |
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| About |
| name | Josh |
| age | 19 |
| heigh/weight | 6'1" aboot 180lbs |
| hair color | brown I guess |
| eye color | light blue |
| tatoos | none yet |
| peircings | used to have my ears gauged at an 8 |
| Favorite |
| color | black blue and red |
| number | 420 and 86 |
| food | puntachi...think aboot it!! |
| ceral | frosted flakes |
| sandwhich | turkey with provalone and miracle whip |
| song | um...Ill get back to ya on that |
| music | metal |
| holiday | all hollows eve |
| store | Jaberwock..its a head shop |
| phrase | "shit happens" |
| number | you asked me this already |
| resturaunt | BK bitch |
| guys name | Joshua |
| girls name | Janelle |
| body part | um..puntachi |
| Have you ever ?!!? |
| caused a car accident | yep |
| run into walls | yep |
| caused a house fire | almost |
| smoked | smoked what?!? |
| been drunk/high | too many times |
| had cyber sex | maybe |
| had an online relationship | I dont think so |
| loved | I thought I did |
| made yourself cry | yep once to go home from school, I broke my own foot so I could go home...it hurt a little more than I thought it would |
| made a prank phone call | alot of em |
| past |
| what did u do yesterday | got in trouble with the law |
| memory you miss the most | my grandma |
| the last |
| song you heard | mansons-beautiful people |
| time you cried | Im not sure |
| movie seen in theatre | Sin City |
| thing you ate |
| person you called | my guy *drug dealer* |
| right now?? |
| wut are u wearing? | jimmy hendrix shirt with a hoody and pants and my DVS shoes |
| wut are u thinking | Im thinking this is taking forever |
| wut are u scared of most | success |
| how many ppl are on ur buddylist | 590 something on myspace right now and like 108 on AIM and like 70 something on VR |
| FUTURE |
| ocupation | hopefully a self employed sub-contractor |
| place to live | South Carolina |
| kids | I dont want any of me runnin around are you fucking insane!!?? |
| car | a big ass Ford F-350 super duty v-10 diesel |
| what are u doing tomorrow | I havent made it that far yet |
| do you believe in |
| heaven | maybe |
| hell | I live there |
| god | maybe |
| devil | its my mom...j/k |
| soul mates | I thought I did |
| love at 1st site | I did |
| yourself | sum times |
| crush |
| who && when was ur 1st crush | Im not sure |
| do you want to hug that person right now | I dont know |
| wut color is ur jacket | red, white and a little black |
| do you shave | yep |
| feelings on abortion | do what you want its yer life |
| how long does it take you 2 take a shower | aboot 45 minutes to do everything shit, shower and shave |
| who is ur best friend | I thought it was Phil |
| know wut 69 means | sure do |
| know what 143 means | uh no |
| why is the sky blue | because it can be |
| what is wrong w/ your school | what isnt wrong with it? |
| what is right w/ your school | nothing |
| do u talk to yourself? | sum times |
| longest crush you ever had | I dont know |
| do you like pickles | yep |
| what color are ur finger nails | purple because they are cold |
| like cheese | yep |
| what is the reaction when some1 tells u ur hot ? | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
| are you bi gay les or straight | straight as an arrow |
| do you do drugs right now | maybe |
| drink | maybe |
| smoke | maybe |
| have a car | nope |
| like taco bell | hell no |
| what are u thinking about | sex drugs and rock-n-roll |
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So yeah heres the deal. Im really insecure about myself. It doesnt help I grew up around people who think you have to be perfect in order to breathe....I hate people like that. People who judge other people on looks or religion shit like that. I was raised racist...BUT, I am trying to change my ways. Its very tough though after being raised that way for 17 years. I just recently (about a year and a half ago) started to give everyone a chance. I was tired of being treated that way and I found myself doing it too. So I told myself that I wouldnt be that way. Its been a chore but I think its going ok. If I ever say different than what I posted here.. please be kind and yell at me for it. Kinda a friendly reminder.
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