cluck cluck cluck!!!
-crows- i am obviously here for fun,nothing fancy here to see
my likes are mascots,parties,laughing,joking
my dislikes are uptight bitches,rude fuckers and people who can't laugh
movies i like are science fiction,cult movies,comedy
books i like are erotic fantasy,thrillers,history
places i like are beaches,ocean
places i hate are doctors office,dentist office,city
i'm not a hillbilly from kentucky or anything like that but i do like the country
i also like funny nursery rhymes and twisted children cartoons that are remade for adults
i like muscle cars too
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Chicken Little was in the woods.
An acorn fell on his tail.Chicken Little said,
"The sky is falling. I will run."
Chicken Little met Henny Penny.
He said, "The sky is falling, Henny Penny."
Henny Penny said, "How do you know, Chicken Little?"
"I saw it with my eyes. I heard it with my ears. Some of it fell on my tail."
"We will run," said Henny Penny." "We will run and tell the king."
They met Turkey Lurkey.
Henny Penny said, "The sky is falling, Turkey Lurkey."
"How do you know, Henny Penny?"
"Chicken Little told me."
"How do you know, Chicken Little?"
"I saw it with my eyes. I heard it with my ears. Some of it fell on my tail."
Turkey Lurkey said, "We will run. We will run and tell the king."
They met Ducky Lucky.
Turkey Lurkey said, "The sky is falling, Ducky Lucky."
"How do you know, Turkey Lurkey?"
"Henny Penny told me."
"How do you know, Henny Penny?"
"Chicken Little told me."
"How do you know, Chicken Little?"
"I saw it with my eyes. I heard it with my ears. Some of it fell on my tail."
Ducky Lucky said, "We will run. We will run and tell the king."
They met Goosey Loosey.
Ducky Lucky said, "The sky is falling, Goosey Loosey."
"How do you know, Ducky Lucky?"
"Turkey Lurkey told me."
"How do you know, Turkey Lurkey?"
"Henny Penny told me."
"How do you know, Henny Penny?"
"Chicken Little told me."
"How do you know, Chicken Little?"
"I saw it with my eyes. I heard it with my ears. Some of it fell on my tail."
Goosey Loosey said, "We will run. We will run and tell the king."
They met Foxy Loxy.
Goosey Loosey said, "The sky is falling, Foxy Loxy."
"How do you know, Goosey Loosey?"
"Ducky Lucky told me."
"How do you know, Ducky Lucky?"
"Turkey Lurkey told me."
"How do you know, Turkey Lurkey?"
"Henny Penny told me."
"How do you know, Henny Penny?"
"Chicken Little told me."
"How do you know, Chicken Little?"
"I saw it with my eyes. I heard it with my ears. Some of it fell on my tail."
Foxy Loxy said, "We will run. We will run into my den, and I will tell the king."
They ran into Foxy Loxy's den,
But they did not come out again!
