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Hi my name is squatter , For those who dont know what a squatter is they are
someone who lives in a building or on land without the permission of the owner
and without paying : someone who squats. But I'm a special needs squat , I go
from one place to the other and look for men that will give me cars , money , pets
and a place to stay . I give them me , I don't work, I dont clean windows I surf the
net all day , I don't cook or clean I reel men in . I use to go after cute men some
handsome but girls when you're aging and tired of living at home grab you one
like I did. He ugly , never shaves, he stinks , he's much more older than me but gosh
darn it he works .


I met Ayatollah assholla reeled him in less than half a year . I met him after going
through a lot and we started as friends; we both could relate about many things and
talked about everything. I knew just what to say to reel him in.
I can truly see myself with him for life and my hunting days are over . Come on girls
you know me I hate working . I can sit and play on my banjo all day long , When he
comes home I act all tired from cleaning house and taking care of that dam dog of
his and that ugly ass cat . I lay down let him screw me then I don't have to do anything
but get high the rest of the day . We live in a dump but it's home for my Ayatollah assholla
and me. We married now all I need ia to pop out a baby assholla come here baby daddy
give me some. Soon I will be just like that other slut on rave let that baby cry all day throw
it a dog bisquit lock it in a closet so I can get high and be on Vampire rave all day.