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This little white cat is here to say hi. She doesn't bite, usually, but she is happy to help you out. You can friend her or stalk her if you would like, and she won't mind.

What the hell?! Please tell me your mom kept her stomach next to the microave too much while carrying you as that would explain your lack of grammar, spelling, and punctuation. Try harder, study in class and think about the male species less. We don't need you reproducing anytime soon.

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Excellent job