The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

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Grown-ups like numbers. When you tell them about a new friend, they never ask questions about what really matters. They never ask: "What does his voice sound like?" "What games does he like to play?" "Does he collect butterflies?". They ask ask: "How old is he?" "How many brothers does he have?" "How much does he weigh?" "How much money does his father make?". Only then do they think they know him. If you tell grown-ups, "I saw a beautiful red brick house, with geraniums at the windows and doves on the roof...," they won't be able to imagine such a house. You have to tell them, "I saw a house worth a hundred thousand francs." Then they exclaim, "What a pretty house!"