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It's not very Tory of me, I know... but I thought this was worthy of a giggle. I am sure David would laugh too if he seen it.



"That PRICK David Cameron was looking for a lady of the night..he found one such girl in a local pub, he said "I'm prime minister of Britain, how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?" her reply "Mr prime minister, if you can get my skirt as high as my taxes, my pants as low as my wages, your dick as hard as the times we're living in and keep it rising like the price of petrol and screw me the way you have the pensioners, then it won't cost you a penny"

It's not very Tory of me, I know... but I thought this was worthy of a giggle. I am sure David would laugh too if he seen it.



"That PRICK David Cameron was looking for a lady of the night..he found one such girl in a local pub, he said "I'm prime minister of Britain, how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?" her reply "Mr prime minister, if you can get my skirt as high as my taxes, my pants as low as my wages, your dick as hard as the times we're living in and keep it rising like the price of petrol and screw me the way you have the pensioners, then it won't cost you a penny"

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LadyAriadna
08:51 Aug 30 2012

Lol i don't like prime ministers, no matter what party they're from... XD

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