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Poem by:

Misty Spencer on:

June 27th 2012 Wednesday



There is this lonely female

she found herself a lonely male,

this lonely female was drinkin gingerale,

the male asked the female can i have some gingerale,

the female asked the male. did u bring me my mail, the male told the female no i didnt bring u your mail, the female told the male then no u cant have gingerale,

the male got mad and hit the female,

the female got back up and hit the male,

there was a fight against the male and female, the male lost and he went to jail,

the male got released from jail

the male appologized to the female,

the female was already packed up and she set sail, the male asked around where did my female go,

the neighbors told the male,

she packed up all her bags and she set sail,

the male asked the neighbors when did she leave

the neighbors told the male

she left while you was sitting in jail

the male said to himself oh my what have i done

the neighbors asked the male what did you do.

the male said to the neighbors

me and my female got into a fight

i hit my female she hit the ground

my female got back up and hit me back

i lost the battle with my female and i went to jail

the neighbors asked the male

why did u hit her

i hit her because she didnt bring me no gingerale

my female asked me if i brought her mail

and i told my female no i didnt bring you your mail

my female told me if you didnt bring me my mail

then you cant have no gingerale

thats when i hit my female and i went to jail

so while i was in jail she set sail

the neighbors said yep she set sail

the male asked the neighbors,

did she say why she set sail

the female told us she's tired of goin through hell

the male told the neighbors

yep i put my female through some hell

the male asked the neighbors

did she say if she was coming back

the neighbors said to the male she's not coming back

why do you think that she was all packed

she said that she was tired of gittin jacked

so she was all packed

and she's never coming back when

she gets settled in she will hit the haysack

because right now she's following the right track