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Shaggy 2 Dope)

I live my life in the gutter

And this gutter is who I am

Take me back home to my gutter

And I swear I won't ever leave again!



(Violent J)

Hey, I'm coming home

Home to the criminals and crooks

Home to the gangbangers shooting dirty looks

Home to the killer cops beating on my ass

Home to my '72 Volare, praying it will last

Pass by the rich bitches trying to play me out

Dawging on my neighborhood, don't know what it's about

So now I'm clocking duckets, never hang out with the rich

I'd rather hang out with the crooked

at the party store, bitch

Give me corny dog with a little smog

Cause it tastes better than the poisonous fog

Seeping from the sewers in my slummy neighborhood

But the ghetto got love and the love is all good

So I don't give a fuck about your mansion by the lake

You can suck my dingaling until your neck breaks

Cause all I wanna do is hang with the zombie

In the zone, break out with the Faygo, I'm coming home



(Chorus)

Home to the creatures, home to the crooks

Home to the fools reading witchcraft books

Home to the monsters roaming the land

I wanna come home but ya don't understand



(Shaggy 2 Dope)

Bitch, I'm coming home and I'm not alone

Jokers and freaks, and their dead body bones

Every single thing that you never wanna see

Add it all together and you got me

I know nobody gives a fuck about your punk ass rules

Keystone coppers and your hypocrite schools

I'd much rather lay around the streets of the gutter

And make dirty phone calls to your rich mother

Quarter past midnight and I'm waking up the dead

Then we playing kickball with somebody's head

We got skinny dipping in the barrels of toxic waste

After that I pour myself a little taste

So tell your daughter that she's nothing but a fat bitch

And all my homies don't care if the hoe's rich

Somebody out here, please, let me know where there's a phone

I need to call my mother and tell her I'm coming home



(Chorus)

Home to the creatures, home to the crooks

Home to the fools readin witchcraft books

Home to the monsters roaming the land

I wanna come home but ya don't understand



(Violent J)

And I'm coming home, chicken chicken bones

Sugar plum bushes, and ice cream cones

All these fake people sayin hi to one another

Then they sit around and talk shit about each other

Watering they grass, digging in they ass

Trying to make sure they didn't lose any cash

Working hard, all your life, and now you're finally rich

But look at you, you're just another whack bitch



(Shaggy 2 Dope)

Crawl in the slum, that's where I'm from

Murderers and slaughterers, so that's what I've become

Spare a little change cause I just ran out of gas

Reach for your quarter and I'll stick your fucking ass



(Violent J)

Nobody wants to be around the ghetto breed

But the ghetto got each other and that's all we really need

So what the fuck am I doing down here,

I gotta land of my own

Eh yo, dawg, fuck it, huh, we going home



(Chorus repeats until song ends)

Home to the creatures, home to the crooks

Home to the fools readin witchcraft books

Home to the monsters roaming the land

I wanna come home but ya don't understand

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cottoncandy69
17:30 Feb 08 2008

hell yah hommie!

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(Violent J)

What is a juggalo?

Let me think for a second

Well, Oh, he gets buttnaked

And then he walks through the streets

Winking at freaks

With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks



(Shaggy 2 Dope)

What is a juggalo?

He just don't care

He might try to put a weave

In his nut hair

Cuz he could give a fuck less

What a bitch thinks

He tell her that her butt stinks

And all that



(Violent J)

What is a juggalo?

He drinks like a fish

And then he starts huggin people

Like a drunk bitch

Next thing, he's pickin fights

With his best friends

Then he starts with the huggin again

Fuck!



(Shaggy 2 Dope)

What is a juggalo?

A fucking lunatic

Somebody with a rope tied

To his dick

Then he jumps out a ten-story window

Oh!



(Chorus 2x)

What is a juggalo?

A juggalo

Ask what it is

Well, fuck, if I know

What is a juggalo?

I don't know

But I'm down with the clown

And I'm down for life, yo



Southwest? (We juggalos)

Downriver? (We juggalos)

Jefferson? (We juggalos)

Fuckin everybody (We juggalos)



I'm the juggaluggalocoroni

Get the fuck up

Get the fuck the out of here



(Violent J)

What is a juggalo?

A dead body

Well, he ain't really dead

But he ain't like

Anybody that you've ever met before

He'll eat Monopoly and shit out Connect Four



What is a jug..?

What the fuck? Connect...?

Man that shit is whack

Don't worry about my shit

Just rap motherfucker



(Shaggy 2 Dope)

What is a juggalo?

He ain't a bitchboy

He'll walk through the hills

And beat down a rich boy

Walks right in the house

When you're having supper

And dip his nuts in your soup, blooop!



(Violent J)

What is a juggalo?

Well, he ain't a phoney

He'll walk up and bust a nut

In your macaroni

And watch you sit there

And finish up the last bit

Cause your a stupid ass dumb fuckin idiot



(Shaggy 2 Dope)

What is a juggalo?

He's a graduate

He graduated from....well

At least, he got a job

He's not a dumb puts

He works for himself scratching his nuts



(Violent J)

What is a juggalo?

A Hulkamaniac

He powerbombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks

People like him till

They find out he's unstable

He Saboo'd your momma through a coffee table



(Chorus)

What is a juggalo?

A juggalo

Ask what it is

Well, fuck, if I know

What is a juggalo?

I don't know

But I'm down with the clown

And I'm down for life, yo



I'm the juggaluggalocoroni

Get the fuck up

Get the fuck the out of here

I'm the juggaluggalocoroni

I figured you wouldn't understand



(Chorus 2x)

What is a juggalo?

A juggalo

Ask what it is

Well, fuck, if I know

What is a juggalo?

I don't know

But I'm down with the clown

And I'm down for life, yo



Detroit? (We juggalos)

Cleveland? (We juggalos)

St. Louis? (We juggalos)

Everybody? (We juggalos)

Everybody? (We juggalos)

Everybody? (We juggalos)

Fuckin everybody? (We juggalos)

Everybody? (We juggalos)



What is a juggalo?

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cottoncandy69
17:31 Feb 08 2008

lol thats a really funny song too!

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this is to you baby

I'm still here under the moon



(Violent J)

I was just a child but you seemed like so much more

The way you would approach me and drift across the floor

I'd see you in the hall, and you'd kiss me with a smile

I never understood it, was I even worth your while?

The others kids at school,

they would hate me and they'd spit

Cause I was just a no one, to them I wasn't shit

But you would always help me and stand there by my side

We were only seventeen, we'd be together till we died

But then it all happened, the ever dreadful day

Somebody tried to rape you and I will make him pay

You pointed him out to me, my thoughts began to race

I took my daddy's forty-five

and shot him in the fucking face!!!

I did it all for you, and though I'm facing years

I would do the time just to equal all your tears

The last thing that you told me when I left the courtroom

Is that we'd always be together,

Cause we're both under the moon



(Chorus 2x)

I'll forever love you, even in the doom

We'll always be together cause we're both under the moon



(Violent J)

I sit here in my cell and the walls are made of stone

I justified your pain, but now I sit alone

I write another letter, I write one every day

I never got a letter back, I write 'em anyway

I try to call collect, your number has been changed

I'm staring at the lightbulb and I start to feel the rage

You never came to visit me, I sit facing the glass

No one's on the other side, now it's in the past

My head is always spinning, I'm pounding on the wall

I feel like I'm forgotten, no sign of you at all

You're probably getting married,

You're probably getting fucked

I'll break out of this cage

And try to cut that motherfucker up

I curl up in the corner, my body will corrode

My teeth are turning into dust, skin is growing mold

I'm staring at the window of my eternity

I know that you are out there,

somewhere underneath the moon



(Chorus 2x)

I'll forever love you, even in the doom

We'll always be together cause we're both under the moon



(Violent J)

Been here many years, many more to go

Does she still remember? God, He only knows

I now become a savage, they chain me to a wall

I still can see your body, I still can hear your call

I'm nothing but a maggot, I'm locked away and lost

The world it doesn't want me, my dignity is tossed

And to the girl for whom I feel this doom

Look here

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cottoncandy69
17:32 Feb 08 2008

HOTNESS!

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