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(Violent J)

Welcome to the Dark Carnival....

Violent J....Shaggy 2 Dope....

The Insane Clown Posse....

We'll live forever...(Live forever...)

Come join us....(Live forever...)

Carnival awaits us...(Live forever...)

Take my hand...(Live forever...)

Take my hand....(Live forever...)

Shangri-La...

Live forever...(Live forever...)



(Violent J)

Here go another clown song, freaky and weird

I'm still preachin', I'm like Noah without the beard

I'm tryin'a spread the facts that I know for sure

Yet many don't believe in our carnival freakshow

It's alright though, there's enough who do

And only time will tell if our stories are true

But for everybody here, I can promise you this

You'll never hear us rap about the typical bullshit

Bling Bling, all the money they got

All the ice they wear, and all the people they shot

All the freaks they pull and all the cars they drive

Only we rap about fuckin' a beehive

You wanna keep it real, walk out your door

That's as real as it gets from the sky to the floor

But the Dark Carnival will take your soul away

And give you mythical adventure in a magical way



(Chorus)

I live for, The Carnival,

I die for, The Carnival,

I pray for, The Carnival...

Please take me away, take me away

I love for, The Carnival,

I die for, The Carnival,

I pray for, The Carnival... Come take me away, take me away



(Shaggy 2 Dope)

Funhouse, freakshows, and murder-go-rounds

Fuck how you lookin', paint it up like a clown

Loosen up, let it go, you ain't gotta be tense

Faygo flyin' everywhere, fuck makin' sense

And that's the beauty of it, look backstage

Ain't another group out here on the same page

Run with everybody or walk with our crew

And stand on the moon, face the world and say fuck you

I ain't sitting out playing that star biz

Put me in the ground where my juggalos is

Treat me special, I'ma leave your lip draggin'

We in this together waitin' on the same wagon

Let'em laugh now, let'em laugh for years

We'll see who's laughin' in the house of mirrors

Cuz that's where I'm goin', and if you're not

Bump that other shit and hear about the ends they got,



(Chorus)

I live for, The Carnival,

I die for, The Carnival,

I pray for, The Carnival...

Come take me away, take me away

I love for, The Carnival,

I die for, The Carnival,

I pray for, The Carnival...

Please take me away, take me away



Live forever...Take My Hand...Forever...Live forever



(Violent J)

Come take a journey through Heaven and Hell

See what we have to come, and share the story I tell

Walk hand-in-hand with the Devil and God

Let'em pull you in half, purgatory is odd



(Shaggy 2 Dope)

Fuck newspapers, fuck magazines

Fuck A&Rs, and your ball-huggin' jeans

Fuck anybody tryin' to change our ways

As long as 6 Joker Cards got somethin' to say



(Violent J)

I speak for the crazy, I speak for scrubs

I speak for the thugs pissin' in your hot tubs

I speak for the people that you always say

don't know how to act

We like'em just like that



(Shaggy 2 Dope)

Fuck your Grammy's, fuck your Music Awards

I strangle your host, with his microphone cord

Fuck anybody who ain't down with the clown

From now until millenniums after, I'm dead in the ground



(Chorus repeat until end)

I live for, The Carnival,

I die for, The Carnival,

I pray for, The Carnival...

Please take me away, take me away

I love for, The Carnival,

I die for, The Carnival,

I pray for, The Carnival... Come take me away, take me away

(Violent J)

Are you scared?

(Fearless)

Are you scared, little bitch?

Are you scared at ghosts

(what's the matter)

I'm not scared at ghosts

Matter of fact I'll summon a ghost with this Ouija board

And as soon as it shows up, I'll slap it!

I ain't scared of shit, im fearless (Fearless)



I'll go to Alaska,

bitch slap a polar bear and take it's food

I'll mow the fuckin' lawn,

on a land mine field like what (boom!)

I'll roll a m-80 up in some papers, and smoke that shit up

I'll share a dirty heroin needle

with that dirty bitch Courtney Love

I'll run around the white house lawn,

naked and screamin and bustin' shots at him

I'll scratch my back with a chainsaw, oh yeah, got it

I'll walk through Compton alone,

and sport Wranglers and a cowboy hat

I'll head-but a fuckin' unicorn, come here bitch (aw, damn)

I'll stand on a stump ,

and let you trim my toe-nails with a axe (chop!)

I'll sucker punch a gorilla,

and then try to run with a bannana hangin out my ass

I'll fuckin become pen-pals with the Unibomber

and let him send me packages

I'll drive a ice cream truck through Ethiopia talkin' about free ice cream sandwiches (wow!)



(Chorus 2x)

What's the matter, what's the matter

what's the matter, are you scared

what's the matter, what's the matter

tell me are you fearless



I'll let Sam Kinison borrow my car, if he was still around

I'll bungee jump off a crane

with only a spaghetti noodle tied on

I'll clinch my butt cheeks shut,

while a ruthless alien' tryin to probe me

I'll recieve an operation on my eyeball,

while riding in a dunebuggy

I'll finger fuck a toilet, and french kiss a light socket (zzzzip!)

I'll pick up a hooker with a deep voice (I'm Jenny)

Na, no I Wouldn't

I'll take all my clothes off,

and run up and bear hug a cactus (aw!)

I'll sneak up to slick rick and snatch off his eye patch (ladidadi)

I'll eat a bowl of cluster bombs

and spread jellyfish on my toast

I'll fuckin' grease my ass up, and sit ontop of a flag post (hiyaah!)

I'll shoot a game of pool, with the grim reaper

and then let him beat me

I'll meet Jeffrey Dahmer at some kinda of bar

let him take me home and eat me

No Fear



(Chorus 2x)

What's the matter, what's the matter

what's the matter, are you scared

what's the matter, what's the matter

tell me are you fearless



I'll throw gang signs at the Booya Tribe

ups and downs like whut

I'll hire Michael Jacksons plastic surgeon

tell him hey do me up

I'll put my lips on a 81' Nova's exhaust pipe

and smoke that fucker

I'll fuck a chick raw with crabs so big

Red Lobsters tryin to catch'em (hahahaha)

I'll start a record label and invest everything I got on M.C. Hammer (can't touch this)

I'll wear a pink bikini thong

and walk right through the slammer

I'll take a chrome Desert Eagle '45

put it to the dome and dump it

I'll pull a big ass bee hive out of a tree,

drop my drawers and hump it (no fear)



(Chorus repeats until end)

What's the matter, what's the matter

what's the matter, are you scared

what's the matter, what's the matter

tell me are you fearless

Jamie Madrox)

Yo Fritz, put on a mothafucking beat, that we can shake our mothafucking rolls to.

Yo, fat kidz are ya with me?

Put your mothafucking hands high in the air,

let me see your little chubby digits

It's about to get sweaty in here ya'll,

you might want to bring a fan

It ain't easy, being about 250, when you're 15 years old

That's what real life's about



Hey yo, fat people are hard to kidnap

So if you're fat and you're all in this bitch,

then grab your nutsack

Fat bitches, don't feel left out

Cause you can grab one of them skinny bitches,

and knock her ass out

Chubby love, show a ninja some

'Cause this fat motherfucker stay ready however they come

A hungry rapper, cannibal lyricist

I got host of MC's like you inside my shit

Standing poolside with a t-shirt on

Unless I'm showering or fucking, my clothes stay on

I got double cheeseburgers chasing me in my sleep

And fine hoes checking me out but scared to speak

Off the chain, off the scale, I ain't watching no weight

I'm at the barbecue high ass hell fixing my plate

XX to the X-L, hit me 3 times

Come correct with my burger and fries, the king sized



"This song is dedicated to all the fat people world wide, dead or alive. Biggy Smalls, The One Man Gang, Chubb Rock, Chris Farley, 8 Ball, John Candy, Big Pun, Bam Bam Bigalow, Fred Bearing, Kevin Smith, E-40, Matt Nips, King Kong Bundy, Fat Joe, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Fat Albert, and the Fat Boys, and Grimace. Monoxide use to be fat."

(Violent J talking)

This a, strange, (voices), this, there's many, many voices in my head, many different voices (some are like this) some are like this (some are like this) some are like this (some are like this) some are like this, some are like this (mumbling)



(Violent J)

I hear voices, one voice in paticular

It comes into my mind, perpendicular

Rectangular, it's a, strangular

He's like some kind of mental fucking mangular

I dunno

He tells me to punch Esham and Shaggs

So I punch them, I even call Twiztid fags

They get mad, slap me and smear my makeup

I've named this evil voice, named him Jacob

Jacob tells me "Climb the ladder and jump off"

"Head first on the street, don't worry, it's soft"

So I jump, thump, I'm on a gurney

Jacob laughs at me "You're so fucking nerdy"

Fuck him, I hate him, I can't escape him

I finally get alone, he calls me on the telephone

"Is Violent J there?" "Here" "Hey it's Jacob"

"I want you to piss in your underwear, ok bud?"

Sure, I'm pissing now, it fucking tickles

Jacob's dissing again, I hear his giggles

After I cut all my fingers off for that motherfucker

I've finally had enough

Go see a doctor, Doc, hello

"Hi, have a seat, let's see umm...what is it..Joe?

Yeah, Joe Bruce, my friends call my Chucky "Chucky?"

Either that or Bucky, fuck me

I'm sorry Doc, it's Jacob again, my name's J

"Tell me J, uh, who's this Jacob anyway?"

I fucking want him dead, it's a voice in my head

I gotta lot of voices, but this one's mislead

He tells me to drink toilet water and shit

"Did you do it?" No..YES!!

I can't help it though, I can't stop it

"J..what I want you to do is drop it" Drop what?

"Your feelings of denial"

"I mean you're an asshole, let's face it, Jacob, he's got style" yea

"You should do...exactly what he tells you"

Even stab myslef? "Ah, hells yea"

Fuck man, are you sure Doc? "sincerely"

"Now on your way out, pay my fucking secretary"

Wow, $300 bucks and I'm cured, it's obsurd

All I gotta do is wait for the word

Now I ain't heard from old Jacob in a while

I'm at home jerking my dick off to Gilligain's Island, when Bang!

He popped in "J, what's up homie?"

Where you been Jacob, dog it's been lonely

Doc say's I should roll with you, let's do this

"Alright, well let's start off with a glass of your own piss!" with ice?

"No ice!" nice.."Finish up the whole glass, and repeat it twice"

All done "Let's go, put your shoes on" where we going homie?

"To the graveyard" What? "I want you to dig up a girlfriend"

Dig up a dead body? "I won't say it again"

"You heard what the doctor said, fucking do it"

Well fuck it, hand me my shovel and bucket

I dug the bitch, literally, I dug her

Her skin smelled like burnt rubber, I fucking love her

Took her corpse home, sat it on the couch

Jacob said "Now put her foot in your mouth"

So I did and her toes smelled like fish chunks

That's been sitting out in the sun for a couple a months

I didn't care though because Jacob told me to

"It's one more little thing that I want you to do" (What's that?)

"Lay down in the street and trip a semi with ya neck"

Trip a Semi-tru...bet!

There I was, I'm moving off, just waiting

Ready to get rolled on like a Dayton

Here it comes, I stuck my fucking head out

Like this Jacob! "Yea, Pow!"

Boom, I'm in critical, I got minutes left

And I'm fighting with Death

Why did the doctor tell me to listen to him?

I'm laid up about to die, screw him

Pick up the phone, "Hello?"

Hi, it's me J, that one fat goofy weirdo

Yea listen, I'm about to die, why'd you tell me to follow his word?

"Cause he's a DarkMega, and you're a nerd"

Well I hear you on that much ok..but

What kinda fucking doctor are you anyway?

I mean you're telling me I'm nothing but a scrub

"I thought you knew homie, this is doctor Jacob!!"



Ohh I get it, everybody have a laugh

I'm nothing but a sick, Homogenic mentalpath

I died right then and there I was never cured

I lived a shitty life all thanks to Jacob's word

That Mother..."What!?" I didn't say nothing "Bullshit bitch!"

I didn't say anything

"How you gonna tell me? I'm in your head bitch"

I was gonna compliment you! "But I hear everything"

Well get out of my fucking head

"Fuck!, you heard what I just said!"

Get outta my....fucking...head!..aight?

My...fucking..head "that's right, my head too, my head too!"

You have got your own fucking head!

I'm not...running around in your fucking brain!

"Cause I ain't got one bitch!" Fuck you! "Eat your leg!"

I'm sorry.."Eat you leg!" I'm sorry, not my leg

"Eat it bitch!" Leave my leg alone "Eat it!"