The Ultimate Vampire Resource and Directory

hotline:hotline

caller:hello?

hotline:wat up?

caller:what's up?i'm not sure that i wanna live anymore that's what's up

hotline:HOLD ON! *hold music*

counselor:hello?

caller:hi,i need someone to talk to

counselor:call your mom

caller: my mother died last year

counselor:serves ya right BITCH *laughs* i'm just playing fucknuts.listen whenever ya feelin low just page me and i'll call you

caller:you will?

couselor:sure....I'll call you a nerdy bitch for bothering me! now don't blow your fucking head off!

caller:why not?who cares if i do?

conselor:the poor guy who's gotta clean that shit up!if you are gonna do it do it outside!

caller:you think i wont really do it,don't ya?

counselor:honestly i can't give a rats ass

caller:you think i won't?you think i'm kidding?

counselor:do it! do it fucker!bring me the gun i'll fuckin do it for ya!

*gunshot*

counselor:hello?hello?are ya there?

caller:hello?

counselor:i knew ya wouldn't do it ya scary bitch!