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We cannot discuss the 'oddest place for [making]whoopee' [a relative term] but the person who forbade us can promote 'licking your daughters nipples'!

The original poster did not specify what whoopee was, so the inference was in the mind of the beholder...





MAKING WHOOPEE

(Gus Kahn)



Another bride, another groom

The countryside is all in bloom;

The flow'rs 'n trees is,

The birds and bees is

Making whoopee.



The choir sings, "Here comes the bride"

Another victim is at her side

He's lost his reason

'Cause it's the season

For making whoopee.



Down through the countless ages,

You'll find it ev'rywhere:

Somebody makes good wages,

Somebody wants her share.

It's so he'll fall for

Making whoopee.



Another year, or maybe less

What's this I hear? Or can't you guess?

She feels neglected,

And he's suspected

Of making whoopee.



She sits alone 'most ev'ry night

He doesn't come home, or even write

He says he's busy

But she says, "Is he

Making whoopee?"



He doesn't make much money

Five thousand dollars per;

Some judge who thinks he's funny

Says, "You pay six to her."

He says, "Now judge, suppose I fail?"

The judge says, "Bud, right into jail.

You'd better keep her

You'll find it cheaper

Than making whoopee."



Note: This set of words sung by Eddie Cantor in movie version of

Whoopee! (1930) There are lots, lots, more.RG





What is whoopee?

I don't think even the Hays Code would have forbade that term!

My post was probably the worst of them...



A mortuary drawer would ba a 'cool' place to get some

with or without an actual resident...