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The Bridge



A man on his

Harley was riding along a California beach when

suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming

voice, God said, 'because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish. The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.



God replied, 'Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help man kind.



The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'God,

I wish that I , and all men, could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy.



God replied:

"You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"



Shannon D. West

Thought for the day: Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings, We simply continue to fly ......... on a broomstick ... We are flexible like that ....

Three good ole boys died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.



'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'



The cowboy from Texas fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.



'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said.



The logger from Minnesota reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'



Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.



The old Kentucky boy started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.



St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?'





The old Kentucky boy replied, 'These are Carols.'



And So The Christmas Season Begins . . .