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reality is the concept of a madman, yet we lead lives based on this concept

this feeling. whatis reality? This is a question of great perplexity

as thier is no basic concept for this in majority. To conseve a mental

picture of reality is impossible as it is mearly a state of mind. This

mental state is insicurly based on your beliefs so as beliefs as peoples

differ as much as there looks do, so does ones reality. A person who has

beleifs that are weak and can easily be change wil have an ever changing

reality and those who beleave in nothing truly nothing, have no reality at

all. As my beliefshave changed from the days of the past so has my reality.

A man once told me that I was unable to grasp "reality" becouse I have no

faith. well I didn't agree with him, see I have faith, faith I was alive

yesterday and faith that I will one day die.

"Of souls and angels

and spirits that walk

but if you sin

your definetly going to hell"









I miss you Micki



I Lop-o-vop-e yop-o-u



7/17/1984--forever

our parents, co-workers, friends, pets, siblings, any whitesepremisis group, any black sipremisis group, carnies, our teachers, all disfigured persons of society, all none disfigured members of society, all gay and lesbian right groups, any homophobic persons, that Dennys waitress, the Irish, lunch ladies, the guy at Sub-Way, pimps,

nut-jobs, your mom, vergins, the Brittish, those chipmunks in the park, Polly Shore, Barnes & Noble, crack dealers the janitor who had to clean up that stain, guys with small things, ladies with large ones, the Navy, and last but not least any one who actually sat down to read this and hasn't found them selves mentioned.











we are very very very very very very very sorry

Dear (insert name here)



we are writting this note becouse you have been indulging in Varius acts that concern us #1 you smell like butt cheese #2 you spend way to much time in the bathroom, we know what ur doin in their #3 the girls at 1-800-spankme say you haven't called in three days #4 Dr. Skrunk told us your four other personalities wont return his phone calls and last but not least whats this about you going ta AA I didn't raise a quitter so shape up or else



well im off to sell crack to grade

schoolers dressed as a nun



sincerly Uncle Dad

1 Clifford the big red dog gets rabies



2 My molester and me



3 Curious George and the purple sticky punch



4 Daddys new friend (childrens guid to prison)



5 Grandmas got a boyfriend-not just another necropheliests book



6 Where the wild thins aren't



7 how to make suicide devices with house-hold items



8 Manure and Roman candles simple explosives for the modern day child



9 Why mommy is going to hell



10 Whats an aB0rTiOn



11 Uncle Tim climbed a clock tower



12 The Bozo Dahlmer connection



13 Uncle Fred and the over giant prostate



14 When puppies attack



15 Childrens guide to the Kama sutra



16 Hello kitty gets feline lukemia



17 The night Johny stained his p.j. bottoms (childrens giude to male puberty)



18 Suzy is not bleeding to death (childrens guide to puberty for girls)



19 Tinky Winky and his other special friends



20 Why your brother looks like the mail man



21 Because the condom broke



22 Why your mom should have swollowed