I had to stay home and go to the doctor today. I am having a very bad time now. I think I scared the nurse practitioner today as she asked if I was danger to myself or others. I answered I have a PhD in chemistry, I am a retired Army officer who specialized in WMD and ammunition, and I am an herbalist. I know more more ways to kill me than you do. But I consider suicide a failure and do not fail. So don't worry or call the coroner's office. ;)
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Vampgirl1964
00:11 Oct 16 2012
Sorry you are having a bad day today. Hope you are feeling some better. Smart man telling your nurse practitioner about how you know how to kill yourself in 123 ways ( joke) but you would rather not fail. Glad to hear you have a sense of humor in the middle of feeling like crap. Thinking about you here. Vampgirl1964
SinginGhost88
02:01 Oct 16 2012
Heh best answer ever.
temporary2
02:07 Oct 16 2012
Thanks friends. :) I needed to smile.
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. ;)
Isis101
04:31 Oct 16 2012
Well said, Vampiregirl...
I hope the rest of the week improves for you, amigo.
Nightgame
05:06 Oct 16 2012
Keep your chin up my friend. I have to agree with your views on suicide but I can just imagine that nurse's face when you said that o-0
temporary2
00:53 Oct 17 2012
Just trying to make sense of the insanity of life. I very glad I have so many great friends. Thank you all so much. :)