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now, this chapter is over, it

sucked, the job was poop and then

to get "laid off"? yeah, real no bueno...

but! like i said, that chapter is over...

so now we see what happens next...

^.^

this is for all us unemployed

hard-working ladies...



Job Application

by Meryn Cadell



(why do you want a job here with us)

I'd like to apply for a job

Yes, the job you have available.

My manner is most salable.

And I hope you'll find me suitable

for 5.15 an hour.



I really have the skills, you see,

I've been to university

And though I studied history,

I found my heart to truly

be in men's ties, socks and glass figurines, the discount shoe industry.

(what experience have you had that you think you would bring to this company)



What makes me think I'd be good for this job?

Well, I love working with people. (Are you bonded?)



And I love riding the subway an hour and a half each day.

Let's see, add those hours to my day and

I'll be making a whopping 3.75 an hour.



No, Sir, I do want the job!

Can't you tell by my suit?

No, I actually don't own a dress.

I don't feel comfortable, I confess.



But, hell for 5.15 an hour, I'll endeavor to wear

some colors other than black.



I, umm, enjoy working with the public and I'm good with money.

Oh, yes, you're right, all us girls are good with money.

Yes, that's charming.

Yes, how funny.



I like a good work atmosphere,

where the boss says whatever he wants

and the rest of us just listen.



I'm a very fast learner and

If you give me this job I will be the perfect subhuman and

never let the contempt shine in my worshipping eyes.



(what could you bring to this company)

I love working with people and let's see,

what else was I going to tell you?

No, I don't expect vacation pay and yes, I'm available every day

And thought I don't like the evil way you are looking at me,

I've got rent to pay.



And, yes, I can start on Saturday.

(sorry, we were looking for someone with lots of experience, really good manners, and maybe a little younger)



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Angel Food for Thought is wicked funny

stuff...

everyone should give her a chance...

^.^