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17:03 Jul 24 2010
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Daddy, how was I born?



A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born ?'



The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button , nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:





"You've got male"


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DrCullen
DrCullen
17:17 Jul 24 2010

Love it, Meeper. ^_^





Vampirewitch39
Vampirewitch39
02:21 Jul 25 2010

LOL :D





xxEmaeraldxx
xxEmaeraldxx
11:20 Jul 25 2010

Hah, oh sweet... Hope the wee one don't get a virus!








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