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Friend: Calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs."

Juggalo: Call your parents "Mom" or "Dad."

Friend: Has never seen you cry.

Juggalo: Has the best shoulder to cry on.

Friend: Asks you for your number.

Juggalo: Asks you for their number.

Friend: Will leave you hanging to be with a crowd.

Juggalo: Always has your back.

Friend: Runs for help in a fight.

Juggalo: Jumps in the fight to help.

Friend: Will bail your stale ass out of Jail.

Juggalo: Will be sittin' right next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!"

Friend: Will help you move out of a house.

Juggalo: Will help you move a dead body out of the house.

Friend: Bums you a cigarette

Juggalo: Bums you his last pack

Friend: Is there when you need them

Juggalo: Is there even when you dont need them

Friend: Gets drunk at a party and pukes on your carpet

Juggalo: Feels worse than you do about puking on your carpet in the morning

Friend: Hides you from the cops

Juggalo: Is probably the reason the cops are after you in the first place

Friend: Lets you make an ass out of yourself in public

Juggalo: Is up there with you making an ass out of themselves too

Friend: Likes you cause your always doing stupid shit

Juggalo: Loves you even though you do stupid shit

Friend: Is shocked to find out your actually gay

Juggalo: Already knew but really could care less

Friend: Doesn't tell anyone if you kill the guy who tried to kill you

Juggalo: Helped you kill that asshole

Friend: Comes with you to your moms funeral

Juggalo: Cries with you at your moms funeral

Friend: Tells you when his parents doesnt want him to hang out with you any more

Juggalo: Laughs in his parents faces for saying that

Friends: Fade

Juggalos: Are 4 Ever"





and isnt it the truth!!!

I must get everyone I know to hate Levin he must die