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It was the year twenty ten, when all through the house not a creature was stirring, not even at the crack house.



The children were all up in there room playing Halo Reach, instead of taking a snooze.



While in our room, me in my nightie and hubby in his fruit of the looms, I turn on the TV and what did I see???



The nineteen eighties replaying in front of me.



With leg warmers and ripped tees who would it be?



Another teeny bopper singing at me.



Thinking what she's wearing is new and hip, when really Madonna had the same outfit.



Look and there's her "boyfriend" looking so punk, he looks like he raided George Michaels trunk.



As I exclaimed in shock and terror, my husband said,



"Don't worry Dear, soon there will be grunge and then hippies again"



And as the show was going off, I took comfort in that. Looking forward to the future when I would no longer be subjected to trend's torturous ends.



With a sigh and a click, I rolled over and went to sleep, only to have nightmares of Cindy Lauper raping me.